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Napalm Jones SCG: Indiana and the Iron Kids Original Post
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Posted: 10/5/2007

Deep in a vast storage cellar, lined with rows and rows of almost identical boxes, resides a crate containing the one and true Ark of the Covenant. A treasure so important that no one in the modern era is allowed to gaze upon it's melting wax man secrets. But George Lucas and Steven Spielberg have an even bigger secret these days, production notes and scripts from the fourth installment of the series that kept Han Solo from being typecast, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. U... Read Full Story
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  • DLamp Toque () Post #: 126
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    Location:  Los Angeles, CA
    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:29:06 PM
    I didn't before, but I totally will do that from here on out whenever I post something gay (and yes, AB, I realize that is every time I post anything, nice Caveman, sir.)
    The Filth Wow () Post #: 127
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    Joined:  6/20/2007
    Location:  Norristown, PA
    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:30:32 PM
    Post #123 was really funny. And Post # 120 establishes that you've already met Toque. FYI, the sign doesn't actually say 'Pubic Restroom' you've been reading too many Big Nick (RIP) posts.
    The Filth DLamp () Post #: 128
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:32:56 PM
    You've got to be sick of all the gay jokes. Maybe you could switch with Christine and get boob jokes for a while.

    Kiele, send DC hot pics for the shrine.

    Be cool.

    Be cool.
    Arrogant Bastahhd Brikz () Post #: 129
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:35:38 PM
    you are a dumbshit. Enjoy being a no pussy getting fatass d-bag, who's only action over the weekend will involve rubbing one out while listening through the wall to your neighbor gettin some.

    In other news I'll be going to your mom's house with a condom full of gunpowder and a match to seal up this problem for good.


    I'm sorry, I thought quoting fucking movies was a common fucking practice, especially on here.


    Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster filth () Post #: 130
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:36:41 PM
    I pasted from and "I Anonymous" article from online. And we all about Spartan's penchant for public pounding out knuckle children.

    And I wasn't sure about his comment earlier about me barely carrying the board or barely being funny. So I took a dig.

    But, It's 6:30 your time, it's friday, why the fuck are you @ your computer? You should be out getting Toqued.
    vertigo AB () Post #: 131
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:40:05 PM
    That mom joke was weak, you need to search better sites
    Boy I Anonymous () Post #: 132
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:41:23 PM
    I've never met Toque, but if he wants to meet up and jack off next to each other in bathroom stalls, thats cool I guess.
    Arrogant Bastahhd Holy shit () Post #: 133
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:43:07 PM
    toque posted something from another website on this website, because he thought it was amusing and the boards were fucking dead. Everybody dogpile on him with the least funny, often insensical one liners you can think of.


    And Brikz I just noticed you "invented the internet line" you should be more original and start saying "go kill yourself"


    DLamp - How many times have I mentioned that website on here and posted a link to a funny one-liner or pasted one on here. Quite a few, that's probably how you found the site if you think about it. Stick to drinkin man-gravy, the detective thing doesn't work for you.
    vertigo awesome () Post #: 134
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:46:34 PM
    Man-gravy! Excellent stuff! What site was that from?
    Arrogant Bastahhd So no interest in a wager () Post #: 135
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:50:22 PM
    Vert?

    I win you retire paul newman for a month. You win, I'll use any picture you want for the next month.
    Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster ab () Post #: 136
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:54:19 PM
    this too shall pass. Unless Vert holds onto this like a bulldog with lockjaw. Vert odds?

    But think of it this way. Another layer has been added to your TPP character.

    Bitch boy - what neighborhood of Seattle do you live in?
    Boy Toque () Post #: 137
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:55:55 PM
    Beacon Hill, I'm one of the 4 white guys up here.
    vertigo man () Post #: 138
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:56:21 PM
    I like that bet man, but I have no confidence in my team. These rules I didn't read, and my QB is hurt. Needless to say, they are critical in this system (DLamp-Spartan Super Bowl) No $$ on the line? I have lost interest have to say, even though it was my idea to start this! Pathetic.

    You give me 15 points? We might have a deal.

    I don't like any of the games this week in NFL or college, too tough. Will probably bet on OU minus 11 just for fun for about 3 hundy
    DLamp ab () Post #: 139
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 6:58:00 PM
    I know you love that site, and yes it's how I came across it, and I didn't shit you for your movie quotes or anything. It's just that when I read it yesterday, it came off as if it was something you had just heard (you didn't mention the website anywhere it the post) so when I was catching up on OHINY today, it threw me for a loop. I actually usually enjoy your posts, so I was pretty disappointed.

    I will admit I'm not Batman the day you admit you're not funny.
    Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster BB () Post #: 140
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 7:06:39 PM
    I really want to believe that there is another Seattleite on here. I do. The Beacon Hill comment makes me think you are. That & you responded quickly.

    Nother question though – what is the nickname of the hospital area near you? Up north, where does Seattle officially end? What big sign do you see on the left of Aurora if you’re driving northbound out of downtown? And who has the best pizza in Seattle?

    Prove yourself to me.

    Boy Toque () Post #: 141
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 7:14:29 PM
    I'm not far from the VA hospital, the new one, not Amazon, or do you mean swedish?

    Seattle ends when it runs into shoreline, maybe 145th?

    I don't know that sign, usually head north on I5,

    Pagliaci is pretty good

    half ass answers i guess
    Boy Toque () Post #: 142
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 7:17:08 PM
    How do I know you are in Seattle? I'm guessing you work at harborview?
    Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster BB () Post #: 143
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 7:19:35 PM
    I believe. Yeah! – not the only one. Somehow this make me feel better. But “Bitch boy”? You can do better, unless that’s your nickname.

    I was looking for Pill Hill, but good job. And spot on with the Pagliacci. The sign is the big fucking Pepsi sign though.

    Arrogant Bastahhd I'm not offended, just bored by the onslaught () Post #: 144
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 7:19:49 PM
    that caused. And I'm not sure how it read to you, but I wasn't trying to claim it as my own experience, just fucking loved that he responded with so much animosity. Fuck non-smokers and their clean lung pride.
    Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster ixnay () Post #: 145
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 7:21:00 PM
    on the arborviewhey.

    I don't want people just showing up.

    If you have any questions so I can prove I live here too - go for it.
    Boy BB () Post #: 146
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 7:22:48 PM
    No, not my nickname, I posted something on an article here about using face moisturizer...it stuck.

    I still don't know the pepsi sign, is it on the queen anne side of the bridge?
    Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster ab () Post #: 147
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 7:25:51 PM
    let it go man. Just let it go. Deep breaths. And you give me shit about holding onto stuff. Pot/Kettle much?

    What the hell are YOU still doing here anyway? It's after 7 on a Fri. in Mi-fucking-ami. Live the dream brother.

    BB- We're switching it up. Keep the pic, but change the name. Toque has spoken.

    Whoa - I'm drunk with power. Well, power and pills. But mostly power.


    Boy ixnay () Post #: 148
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 7:26:31 PM
    No, I believe you.

    Well, OK, what do dogs think about when they poop?
    Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster that's easy () Post #: 149
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 7:30:51 PM
    same thing I think about -- bitches
    Boy Exactly () Post #: 150
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    Posted: 10/5/2007 7:33:15 PM
    Well, that proves it.

    I need to come up with a new name though, thanks for letting me keep the picture, very generous.
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