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Posted: 10/5/2007
Deep in a vast storage cellar, lined with rows and rows of almost identical boxes, resides a crate containing the one and true Ark of the Covenant. A treasure so important that no one in the modern era is allowed to gaze upon it's melting wax man secrets. But George Lucas and Steven Spielberg have an even bigger secret these days, production notes and scripts from the fourth installment of the series that kept Han Solo from being typecast, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. U...
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Posts: 852 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/5/2007 6:29:06 PM
I didn't before, but I totally will do that from here on out whenever I post something gay (and yes, AB, I realize that is every time I post anything, nice Caveman, sir.)
Posts: 698 Rank: 18 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/5/2007 6:30:32 PM
Post #123 was really funny. And Post # 120 establishes that you've already met Toque. FYI, the sign doesn't actually say 'Pubic Restroom' you've been reading too many Big Nick (RIP) posts.
you are a dumbshit. Enjoy being a no pussy getting fatass d-bag, who's only action over the weekend will involve rubbing one out while listening through the wall to your neighbor gettin some.
In other news I'll be going to your mom's house with a condom full of gunpowder and a match to seal up this problem for good.
I'm sorry, I thought quoting fucking movies was a common fucking practice, especially on here.
toque posted something from another website on this website, because he thought it was amusing and the boards were fucking dead. Everybody dogpile on him with the least funny, often insensical one liners you can think of.
And Brikz I just noticed you "invented the internet line" you should be more original and start saying "go kill yourself"
DLamp - How many times have I mentioned that website on here and posted a link to a funny one-liner or pasted one on here. Quite a few, that's probably how you found the site if you think about it. Stick to drinkin man-gravy, the detective thing doesn't work for you.
I like that bet man, but I have no confidence in my team. These rules I didn't read, and my QB is hurt. Needless to say, they are critical in this system (DLamp-Spartan Super Bowl) No $$ on the line? I have lost interest have to say, even though it was my idea to start this! Pathetic.
You give me 15 points? We might have a deal.
I don't like any of the games this week in NFL or college, too tough. Will probably bet on OU minus 11 just for fun for about 3 hundy
Posts: 852 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/5/2007 6:58:00 PM
I know you love that site, and yes it's how I came across it, and I didn't shit you for your movie quotes or anything. It's just that when I read it yesterday, it came off as if it was something you had just heard (you didn't mention the website anywhere it the post) so when I was catching up on OHINY today, it threw me for a loop. I actually usually enjoy your posts, so I was pretty disappointed.
I will admit I'm not Batman the day you admit you're not funny.
Posts: 768 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/5/2007 7:06:39 PM
I really want to believe that there is another Seattleite on here. I do. The Beacon Hill comment makes me think you are. That & you responded quickly.
Nother question though – what is the nickname of the hospital area near you? Up north, where does Seattle officially end? What big sign do you see on the left of Aurora if you’re driving northbound out of downtown? And who has the best pizza in Seattle?
that caused. And I'm not sure how it read to you, but I wasn't trying to claim it as my own experience, just fucking loved that he responded with so much animosity. Fuck non-smokers and their clean lung pride.