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Mark Garrison
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Posts: 6Rank: 163
Member Since:
4/8/2007
Location:
Converse, TX
Posted: 9/24/2007
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Belding
Or.....
Post #: 1
Posts: 40Rank: 44Joined:
7/13/2007
Location:
T-ston, CT
Posted: 9/24/2007 1:25:20 AM
"Yeah, I finally got it in, but stretching it far enough to insert into my asshole must have wrenched something. No more stupid bets, assholes."
Stiggs
Perchance...
Post #: 2
Posts: 297Rank: 25Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
East Lansing, MI
Posted: 9/24/2007 9:12:46 AM
"Oh this? Mom said that if I pretended that my hand hurt, it would make me forget that I have only 3 days to live. Damn super AIDS. Wanna toss my salad?"
Christine
Orrr
Post #: 3
Posts: 2890Rank: 1Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 9/24/2007 9:37:27 AM
"But then I heard my mom tell my dad, 'you better wrap it up, we don't want anymore mistakes' so I gave it a try and I haven't done anything bad all day".
vertigo
or
Post #: 4
Posts: 1313Rank: 4Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
dallas, TX
Posted: 9/24/2007 9:57:21 AM
"This is what you get in my house for spilling paint in the garage."
Tom A
Why not...
Post #: 5
Posts: 632Rank: 18Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Woodbury, MN
Posted: 9/24/2007 10:41:53 AM
"Then it *couldn't* make my dick throw up, so I bashed it with a hammer"
Asmar
Or..
Post #: 6
Posts: 214Rank: 16Joined:
12/14/2006
Location:
Pasadena, CA
Posted: 9/24/2007 11:31:12 AM
So I stuck my hand up her skirt, and then..ouch. That thing MUST have teeth.
Christine
Oorr????
Post #: 7
Posts: 2890Rank: 1Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 9/24/2007 11:38:58 AM
"my name is Luca, I live on the second floor, I live upstairs from you, yes I think I've seen you before".
brikz
or
Post #: 8
Posts: 607Rank: 21Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 9/24/2007 12:04:48 PM
"Listen bitch, it may be broken, but my pimp hand is still strong. Now where's my motherfucking money?"
Christine
Oh c'mon!
Post #: 9
Posts: 2890Rank: 1Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 9/24/2007 1:38:24 PM
No one remembers that song? or was it just not funny? fine!
Dangerface
Look...
Post #: 10
Posts: 21Rank: 77Joined:
9/18/2007
Location:
Crapchester, NY
Posted: 9/24/2007 1:55:29 PM
I'm not happy about it either, but our 3:15 circle jerk NEEDS to be postponed!
The Filth
So then the guy asked me
Post #: 11
Posts: 786Rank: 17Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 9/24/2007 2:16:56 PM
Which hand do you deal cards with?
Mark Garrison
Thanks!
Post #: 12
Posts: 6Rank: 163Joined:
4/8/2007
Location:
Converse, TX
Posted: 10/6/2007 9:57:06 PM
Thanks Christine. I voted yours funny as well by the way.
dc
tyring
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Posts: 1212Rank: 15Joined:
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Location:
Clearwater, FL
Posted: 10/9/2007 5:07:33 PM
dc
again
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Posts: 1212Rank: 15Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Clearwater, FL
Posted: 10/9/2007 5:08:48 PM
Fireman
Or...
Post #: 15
Posts: 5Rank: 416Joined:
10/1/2007
Location:
Chapel Hill, NC
Posted: 10/14/2007 10:24:15 PM
I sat on my hand too long for the Stranger
