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4/8/2007
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Toronto,
Posted: 10/8/2007
High-Def Disaster
They told me it was a good idea. They told me in high-def the porn would be so crystal clear it would be like Jenna Haze herself was being gaped on the floor right in front of me. They told me I would make millions.
What a steaming pool of runny ass juice.
Within the first minute after I got a look at the first scene I knew the $500,000 I'd spent to bankroll the Krystal Klear operation was all but gone. She was a pretty girl, certainly jerk-worthy, but where this particular disillusioned l...
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Ally's goddamn assistant is such a fucking bitch. Everytime I call I get mucho attitude from her. It took a 5 minute phone call just to find out she's not back from lunch yet. She hates me. I can't stand people who are constantly rude for no reason. Unnecessary.
Posts: 2047 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/8/2007 2:03:23 PM
aka Calhoun. Shut the fuck up about the phone call already! Jesus! Are you and aghahannahbarberra on the same period cycle? Why don't the two of you bleed somewhere else until you get thos pics posted.
p.s. You better be hot or I am going to fuck with you until you sell your left leg to afford plastic surgery.
She's jealous of my ability to walk in high heeled shoes, my social life she is not a part of, and the fact that my job isn't to answer phone calls all day and do the shit Ally doesn't want to do. I'm venting. But I really do hate her. She's a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Posts: 769 Rank: 17 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/8/2007 2:10:28 PM
Tman - Do the Marlon Brando 'I coulda been a contender' speech in your head and reread my/Brikz posts.
I have a permanent limp and some lost speed/agility, and an increasingly unstable, injury-prone right leg, but I am sure I taught the other guys a lesson. That's because I'm a punch drunk meathead.
Annabelle, you and the assistant should have a catfight and settle the score.
Posts: 2047 Rank: 5 Joined:
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Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/8/2007 2:13:49 PM
I'd like to put 5 hundy on Calhoun's sausage wallet being very well trimmed, most likely a landing strip. And her kegal muscles are strong enough to strip copper wiring.
Brikz, honey, how many times do I have to tell you this place is not big enough to support a Denny's? We do good to have a 7-11.
Spart, your chances of a scandelous pic would be greatly increased if you wouldn't be such an ass. But I understand. You have an inablity to love anything but Arby's. That's okay. Go smoother your sorrows in cheese.
Posts: 1054 Rank: 12 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
two up two down, VA
Posted: 10/8/2007 2:16:46 PM
calhoun,
if i lose this bet, and you don't have the ass of a greyhound, you owe me a case of horse tranqs and a box of your favorite wine - as consolation for believing in you.
Posts: 838 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/8/2007 2:19:27 PM
My Hawks totally shit the bed. No excuse. Holmgren chili con carne shit the bed with the clock management in the end of the first half. Hasselbeck shit the bed passing to open receivers. Alexander and the O-line (Walt excepted) were just plain shit. The D played really well with the exception of 3 big plays. Fuck me.
We watched the game @ my house. My friends wouldn’t let me out in public for fear of what I might do. I’m gonna leave profane messages on both Holmgren & Hasselbeck’s voicemail. That’s how pissed I am.
Game: Suggestions on what I should say to each of them. No death threats – just berate the shit out of them.
Re: bets – just got the email from Frank on how to post them. Brikz, yours is my ‘avatar’ (will stay up whole week) But, if you want to see the full size go to myspace.
Posts: 2047 Rank: 5 Joined:
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Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/8/2007 2:26:06 PM
Dove,
I must apologize for my harsh and curt behavior towards a beautiful and intelligent woman like yourself. A creation such as you should be treated with honor and respect, with admiration and adoration, with a 12" dildo and some Astro-glide. How far can you stretch your asshole?
Fuck.
Sorry about that.
Where was I?
Oh yeah. A woman so beautiful as you should never have to pay for the good things in life. You should be showered with gifts, like diamonds, fur, fine wines, high-def pornos, a three-way with me, you and Juan. Come on whore! Let's get on that horse of yours and paint the town off-white!!!!
Posts: 280 Rank: 27 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
East Lansing, MI
Posted: 10/8/2007 2:26:28 PM
That's exactly how I feel about her. I think it's her eyes that do it for me. They're mesmerizing when I see her take a fist up her ass and two cocks in her mouth.
Anna, you ever have to rub one out of a horse?
In regards to "getting fucked up" in sports, I never did play football, but this one time in hockey, I nailed my elbow really hard against the glass, and I skated to the bench being in massive pain. I took off my elbow pad, and sure enough, it looked like there was a tennis ball in my arm. Anyway, that ended my season. That, and that game was the last game of the playoffs that we lost anyway.
So then I took up tennis and beat a kid with a racket.
Noted, I've got you down for 3 bills. Sounds like a good bet, but she might just be Calhoun TN hot, not "rest of the USA" hot. We'll see, she talked back when I mentioned it and I do love a spicy dish.
Toque, here we go:
"Hastosuck you read defenses worse than your cunt sister-in-law reads prompters!"
"Looked at my watch and it was straight up six. Man I was firmer than cement mix!"
You know who really liked Ava Devine? Mike Ditka. He always said he wanted to '46' her. I never knew what that meant.
The stories I could tell. Madden and Summerall were really into porn, which was strange because they were a couple for decades. Pat Summerall is a kind, gentle man, he really took some of John's more over the top demands in stride.
He never was the same after John left him for Bret Favre.
