Fuck! I fucking practiced that shot in my mind over and over! I had it all worked out with announcer-style commentary and everything!
He sprints down the court and stops at the three point lineasking for the ballwaving his arms to the ballhandlerwaitsreceives the passshootsSCORES!!!!
Dammit. How'd he block my shot?? I wore my old Reggie Miller jersey and those new LeBrons I just bought from the mall. Youd think that shit would make you play better, but it doesnt. It just amplifies the hurt.
I wonder if those high-school chicks over there saw me miss that shit. Fuck those bitches, man. Id like to see one of those whores make a three point shot with the game on the line. Shits not fucking easy, I tell you.
Theatre of pain.
I didnt play much defense cause of my bad knees, but I can go again. Im not that tired. Hey, you guys got your five already? Oh, alright. Whos got downs? I dont think anyones gonna pick me.
I told those guys we should play zone. That way, we could all get open. Nobody listens when I say that.
Its hot, but I dont want to take off my knee brace I just got from Sports Authority yet. I mean, what if they pick me to play? I dont want to seem unprepared. Id better let them see me stretch.
I hope the new team I play against respects my calls next time. Its not my fault that I get fouled a lot. They shouldnt play so fucking rough out here. The guy that told me that he was going fuck my mothers mouth after the game has an goddamn attitude problem.
Maybe Ill shoot free throws at the other end of the court while I wait to get picked up. Plant your feet..visualize the ball going into th-- OWW! I got fucking run over by these pricks! So what it was a fast break? They couldnt see me standing here? Thats fucking bullshit!
Id better go. These guys are mad now. Ill come back tomorrow after they have had time to chillout. I'll bring my own ball next time.
Funny article Posted: 3/25/2006by: Pablo Goldstein It's a very akward pick-up moment when some guy on your team yells something like "Come on, guys! Let's play some zone!!!!". Please shut the fuck up and guard whoever is in front of you. SOLID Posted: 3/21/2006by: JPM Good work man. Funny as hell. I like the comments about the high school chicks.
Thank you. You just described Posted: 3/20/2006by: Frisco Ho every YMCA saturday morning run in the U.S. of Freakin' A!!
I used to tool that guy; now I'm 50 and I am that guy (well, almost).
Nice job. indeed Posted: 3/20/2006by: billy i feel like this everytime i tie up my two year old sneakers and try to play with the highschool kids down at the Y. i keep telling myself that i could have kept up with them when i was 18, but deep down i know i couldnt have. true, deuce Posted: 3/20/2006by: Max And a good analogy with Cheers.
I thought the image of the Warrior being floored by the fast breakers was well worth the read.
