DALLAS, TX New free-agent acquisition Terrell Owens was seen defecating in Texas Stadium on the iconic star in midfield just days after signing to play for the Cowboys.
Come on, yall. You know how I roll! When Terrell Owens has to s--t, Terrell Owens has to s--t. And Jerry needs to clean that up before practice, too., Owens said from across a row of cars in the parking lot as he was leaving Texas Stadium.
Owens's brash personality first gained notoriety during the 2000 season, when he twice disrespected the mid-field star during a 49ers-Cowboys game in Irving.
Players in the locker room reportedly noticed Owens frequently passing gas in the locker room in the hour leading up to the incident. None of them said they had any idea what Owens was up to, however.
Nasty motherf----r aint even say excuse me or nothing! Nasty-ass motherf----r!, said RB Julius Jones.
When asked if it was a planned stunt or impromptu, Owens replied from the seat of his SUV, I was just trying to bring this thing full circle. Look, when I was with San Fran I took a symbolic shit on the star. Now, I took an actual shit on the star. Look at it as the big dog marking his territory. Im the big dog, by the way.
Jerry Jones was unavailable for comment, but head coach Bill Parcells said via telephone, Jerrys got me f====d up if he thinks Im cleaning up sh-t. Now, please excuse me. I have got to get back to writing my suicide note.
Screw the Cowboys Posted: 4/15/2006by: SkinsFan I hope TO destroys Dallas as he did the Eagles. Go Redskins!! Censorship? Posted: 4/8/2006by: CoolWhip Funny article. Just wondering why you censored 'shit' in some of the pulled quotes, and not in others? TO Posted: 3/22/2006by: Moe Terrell Owens is one lucky dude to get to shit on that star. I would love to shit on that star, and then drag my butt along the field cleaning it until I reach the goal line. God I hate the Cowboys. WOW Posted: 3/22/2006by: WTF Another sports article, and somehow it's in "fake news" FUCK YOU sports writers, and keep your shit in it's own section....bitches. And fuck Terrell Owens, enough already....Fuck I would shit on the star Posted: 3/22/2006by: Joe Kickass Fuck the dallas cowboys.
