Stain for Sale Posted: 9/22/2005by: Soylent Green I have for sale one cum stained towel with (I shit you not!) the image of Jesus on it. i love it. Posted: 9/22/2005by: jesus Why do you think women and gay men keep letting men group jizz on them? It's because I enter their bodies at the moments of ejaculation. Only i and this goddamn cat know the true feeling of a warm semen shower. it sucks that these fucking comics can't pray. well, except for B.C. Too bad everyone affiliated with that strip is going straight to hell. Fuck them and Winkerbean.