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A Snickers’ advertising campaign released billboards that read HUNGERECTOMY. Is Snickers trying to tell us that its candy bars are similar to a hysterectomy?
Snickers: pulls the uterus out of hunger. Snickers: makes it so your hunger can't bear children. Snickers: makes your hunger wake up in the middle of the night, crying, wondering if it's still a woman or not.
It doesn't make sense. However, they probably paid an advertising team hundreds of thousands of dollars to devise the campaign. Since Phat Phree pays nothing, here are some new advertisement pitches for Snickerst.
CHOCMYDIA- Snickers: So much chocolate, your dick will drip it.
NUGGECAUST- Snickers: Eradicate an entire race, with taste.
CARAMELZEBUB- Snickers: Burn in Hell . . . with sugary sweetness.
YUMANASIA- Snickers: Put the elderly out of their misery with assisted yumicide.
HUNGERBORTION- Snickers: Abort your hunger
DECARMELTATION- Snickers: So much caramel, it'll rip your head off.
PEANUTISCULAR CANCER- Snickers: Cancer never tasted so crunchy.
TASTARRHEA - Snickers: Taste that goes right through you.
HOMOSATISFY - Snickers: Satisfaction The Bible doesn't approve of.
i have looked at the same billboards and wondered how about how big the houses are for the marketing majors at the wheel of this advertising shitmobile...
Christine
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Posted: 10/12/2006 1:35:04 PM
Great job Ryan!. I see them all over buses. There is one that reads "nuttysaurus" or something like that. The ads are quite infuriating.
Joe Kickass
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Posted: 10/12/2006 5:13:53 PM
"Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?"
Well done Ryan.
Hungerbortion and Nuggecaust were great.
bostongraf
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Posted: 10/12/2006 5:17:54 PM
I burst out laughing right at CHOCMYDIA. And you just kept it going. Great job.
JB
Couldn't get past the first paragraph
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Posted: 10/12/2006 5:21:42 PM
Are you some sort of moron that you think "-ectomy" means "taking out the uterus"?
Lord help you if you ever need a appendectomy. Dumbfuck.
The Bow
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Posted: 10/12/2006 5:53:11 PM
These ads castrate my appetite. Wait a second.........they give me an appestration!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH....idiots
Dirty Frank
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Posted: 10/12/2006 5:55:05 PM
What kind of idiot doesn't knwo that -ectomy is added to a bunch of surgeries essentially meaning removal. What a fucking dolt. Snickers is saying eating a Snickers will be like surgically removing your hunger. Fairly clever. MORON.
Max
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Posted: 10/12/2006 6:10:46 PM
As I was reading this I could practically hear all the pedantic would-be doctors out there gritting their teeth, waiting to write their nasty comment about the author's ignorance. Sure, it's a pretty mainstream suffix to use, but you find a funny concept and you run with it... and you can't tell me the idea of hunger waking up crying, wondering whether it is still a woman isn't funny.
Furthermore, -ectomy implies permanent surgical removal. "Hungerectomy" may be a little clever but it's certainly not accurate.
antony
you have a point max...
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Posted: 10/12/2006 6:19:36 PM
but, this was still a horrible...HORRIBLE article. i don't give a fuck what the suffix 'ectomy' means, aside from the "...wondering if it's still a woman or not." bit, this article is like jesse jackson mating with rosie odonnel- it has absolutely nothing positive to add to the world.
des
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Posted: 10/12/2006 10:47:59 PM
Funniest article on here in a while! I laughed so hard i cried, CHEERS!
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