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The staff here at the Bates Motel would like to thank you for your choice to stay here during your vacation, and we ask that you fill out this courtesy card so that we can better serve our patrons in the future. Please circle the letter that best applies as your response.
1.) Was your stay here: a.) Pleasant, with only the occasional feeling of unease about the surroundings b.) Okay, except for the fact that no other guests were staying here c.) Decent, except for the suspicion that I might have been watched while I was showering. d.)Horrible, considering that I was stabbed to death in my shower
2.) Did you find your room: a.) Accomodating, with all the modern amenities of a pre-1960 motel/bed-and-breakfast b.) Comfortable, if not exactly warm and inviting c.) Downright creepy, considering all the taxidermy displayed in my room d.) Unsettling, considering that I was stabbed to death in my shower
3.) Was the staff: a.) Helpful in orienting me to the surroundings and suggesting fun local attractions that might be worth my time b.) A little too involved, but I guess that's to be expected when I'm the only guest here c.) Maybe that was who was looking at me when I was undressing, I'm not sure d.) Definitely responsible for me getting stabbed to death in the shower
4.) If your friends expressed interest in staying here, you would tell them: a.) It's charming, if a little behind the times b.) A real slice of creepiness stuck in the middle of nowhere c.) Not so bad if you don't mind the old woman's cackling in the middle of the night d.) Unless you want to get stabbed to death in the shower, keep driving
As always, we here at the Bates Motel thank you for your patronage. Don't be a corpse!...em, stranger!
didn't have to be in until 7 central, but that game went too late for me as well. This isn't that bad but level of difficulty is so low I think the max score would be a 3. Balls, remember how eager you were to lose your virginity? Waiting for articles sucks because you have no control over their arrival, at least you could make a run at girl and hope for the best when you were aiming to drop the V card.
Posts: 2987 Rank: 10 Joined:
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Sylacauga, AL
Posted: 7/16/2008 9:12:11 AM
I completely disagree with Balls. The format, theme and punch-line mandated that this be a short article.
It was short and sweet and -- agree with Hyde -- the max score it could really get was a 3. So I gave it a 3.
I was awoken at 5 a.m.too, but by the tech who was running the sleep study. I think I still have some sort of electrodes stuck in my hair. None in my ass, before you axe.
Despite all the attachments, it wasn't that bad of an experience. I didn't have to worry about a crying baby, a half-kangaroo dog or an angry wife disrupting my sleep. It probably helped that that was not the first time a camera was pointed at my bed.
Posts: 2245 Rank: 19 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
Long Island, NY
Posted: 7/16/2008 9:27:07 AM
reeked of dog shit and old people. How could you all be giving me this a 3? I admit, it's a good concept, but executed poorly, in my opinion. We get it! You were stabbed in the shower...
Lisa, I'll save everyone the trouble:
"We don't believe you are a real girl. Show us topless pics."
Posts: 2245 Rank: 19 Joined:
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Posted: 7/16/2008 9:29:19 AM
Rockville or Rockville Centre? Are you on Long Island? These questions are important pieces of the puzzle so that I can address your original question.
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