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Posted: 10/31/2006
In order to establish the theoretical background for female Halloween sluttage, I sat down with a local sorority girl for a fireside chat to get an introspective view of the intricacies of a slut’s Halloween.
Matt: Hi. Nice of you to meet with me.
(Handshakes exchanged)
Aschleigh: Nice to meet you too!
That’s not really what I meant, but okay. Let’s get started, shall we?
Yeah!
It says here that your name is Aschleigh. So were your parents Turkish or retarded?
last pic & caption is far and away the best ever posted on the site. nice job with that.
and i'm stealing "innate harlotry"
Drawz
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Posted: 10/31/2006 8:16:37 AM
Good article (especially the jab about girls w/ names that have fucked-up spellings). What I don't get, however, is how much bitching and moaning I've read/heard recently about girl's Halloween outfits involving something slutty. Granted, those people who normally complain are either large women or guys who are forced to see said big drawz in such a costume.
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Posted: 10/31/2006 8:31:29 AM
Joe Montana wears black jean shorts. Joe Montana eats apples - core and all. Joe Montana bounces checks. Joe Montana enrolled in Pheonix University to pick up chicks. Joe Montana never upgrades. Joe Montana is allergic to peanuts. Joe Montana hits on 18. Joe Montana only eats the charms. Joe Montana never finds Waldo. Joe Montana still wears wingies. Joe Montana picks four in the pick three Joe Montana feathers his hair Joe Montana is never allowed back in Six Flags, or Blockbuster. Joe Montana can’t whistle. Joe Montana shaves against the grain. Joe Montana eats the banana-flavored Runts. Joe Montana dresses up as Joe Montana for Halloween. Joe Montana eats at least 4 whole pickles every day. Joe Montana never gives credit to the offensive line. Joe Montana voted for Bob Dole. Joe Montana relies on the “bunny ears” method to tie his shoes. Joe Montana chose DIE over VOTE. Joe Montana has no leg hair. Joe Montana is a gay. Joe Montana likes unicorns. Joe Montana tried to buy a panda on the black market. Joe Montana hates freedom. Joe Montana can always break a ten, but never will. Joe Montana talks during movies. Joe Montana asks TomTom. Joe Montana parallel parks front-first. Joe Montana cheated on his SATs. Joe Montana dry humps. Joe Montana thinks Paul Revere had a big blue ox. Joe Montana can’t get enough “Eight Is Enough”. Joe Montana refuses to lick stamps. Joe Montana fakes it. Joe Montana tips 10%. Joe Montana pours grease down the sink. Joe Montana takes the last slice. Joe Montana never flushes. Joe Montana screws up EasyMac. Joe Montana throws away pennies. Joe Montana is still waiting for the Braveheart sequel. Joe Montana can’t pull off a turtleneck. Joe Montana had a wedding for his cats. Joe Montana wears driving gloves. Joe Montana won’t let you merge. Joe Montana requests the Chicken Dance. Joe Montana can't hold his booze. Joe Montana thinks Calisthenics is a region in Spain.
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Posted: 10/31/2006 9:20:55 AM
That was awesome! You're a comic genius!
Grade: A+
As for the article, it was so so. Most of it was trite, but a couple of lines did eleicit a soft chuckle from me. Shirley, you need to take lessons from the bears' school of comedy. That is all.
Grade: B
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Posted: 10/31/2006 9:58:21 AM
No, no, no. The Romans waited until folks were adults before eecuting them. You're thinking of Texas.
Second Pic Caption: The lettering is completely gratuitous.
Chics in back row, middle and second from left, in last pic, have nice racks. Chics 1-3, left to right, in first pic, have passable racks.
Article was pretty good, but most of the sluts' racks need to suck less.
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Posted: 10/31/2006 12:39:56 PM
First pic second slut from left has more than a passable rack.
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Posted: 10/31/2006 1:13:06 PM
Well, here's the problem: with all that help, that's all the better/bigger they look. In that rig, they should look spectacular.
It's close, though, I would be willing to take other/additional counsel on this...
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Posted: 10/31/2006 1:16:54 PM
needs some serious hedge clipping, too. Either that, or the rest of the operation...
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Posted: 10/31/2006 1:28:22 PM
Who invited the ugly fucking redhead?
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Posted: 10/31/2006 1:32:03 PM
I was comparing second chic pic to the others and the tube top they are wearing doesn't seem to help them that much. It is possible that she has an extra tight top which creates more rackage bulging from the top.
That Guy - Good obersavtion.
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Posted: 10/31/2006 2:06:14 PM
"ugly redhead" may be passable (it's hard to tell with "tired-as-fuck-aviators").. i'm more worried about shamu (3rd from left, back row) tearing mcnabb's head off in a chunky soup quest
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"Tube Top"?
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Posted: 10/31/2006 2:25:40 PM
Uh, no. Wonder bra corset, and it definitely helps them a ton.
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Posted: 10/31/2006 2:30:19 PM
What about Ms. Pnk Burlap Sack over on the end? What the hell is that about? And what possible reason could *she* have to be *smiling*?
P.S. Is that one second from right actually doing "Slutty Sherlock Holmes"?
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Posted: 10/31/2006 2:36:26 PM
ha! where is her pipe? HEYOH
"pink burlap" looks like a chewed up piece of bubble gum.
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Posted: 10/31/2006 2:46:08 PM
Your product isn't working for the brunette given that she has to wear a bra underneat the corset/tube top.
ms
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Posted: 10/31/2006 2:46:31 PM
in the last picture, the girl in the front row on the left is by far the best. slutty black football player.
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Posted: 10/31/2006 3:14:18 PM
That bra is not for support - it's for security. She is afraid that someone might yank down the corset. She's not (quite) as slutty as her friends. Or maybe she just likes to be the one who decides who she flashes...
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Posted: 10/31/2006 3:35:42 PM
That one on the right end of the back row seems to be enjoying Sherlock's easing back into her, just so...
P.S. That *camoflage* on that blond in the back is not working. And I'm so glad for that. I'll be back in a few minutes...
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Posted: 10/31/2006 3:41:52 PM
The more I look at Red the more I'm reminded of Rocky Dennis.
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Posted: 10/31/2006 4:00:16 PM
She has a nice torso though. It looks like whatever skin disfiguring virus/disease she has only attacks the face.
But what it lacks in coverage area, it makes up for in intensity. It looks like someone held her face to the pavement out the door of a car going 40.
Tom A., the blond in the back...agreed.
The girl on the far left has the worst costume I've ever seen. Sexy Sherlock Holmes is one of the funniest/most ridiculous I've seen. Does she only have one hand though? It looks like a bandaged stump.
Front row, on the left, needs to eat a few good meals.
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Posted: 10/31/2006 4:05:47 PM
Is that supposed to be a champagne glass?
What the hell?
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Posted: 10/31/2006 4:08:35 PM
on the right, looks like the eastern european foreign exchange student - " you like my baseballer outfit uniform?"*
*if you thought the douchebaggery of guys asking "do i make you horny?" was bad 5 years ago... wait til saturday night.. (borat comes out friday)
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Posted: 10/31/2006 4:10:55 PM
What do you suppose it says in the shirt/jersey of that one on the far right?
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