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Matt Shirley

Writer Rnk.: 35	Avg. Rating: 3.85	Total Pieces: 18
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Member Since: 3/20/2006

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Recent Articles By Matt Shirley

	Firewalls Lead to Decreased Pr Posted: 9/27/07
	Rating: 3.71 Viewed: 23000 Emailed: 8 Comments: 304

	Decoding American Breakup Strategy Posted: 4/4/07
	Rating: 4.15 Viewed: 13082 Emailed: 13 Comments: 103

	Anatomy of a Basketball Locker Room Posted: 12/13/06
	Rating: 3.95 Viewed: 8874 Emailed: 7 Comments: 24

	A Slut's Halloween Posted: 10/31/06
	Rating: 3.72 Viewed: 7405 Emailed: 39 Comments: 63

	Wiping Incompetence: A K. Rogers Letter Posted: 10/26/06
	Rating: 3.14 Viewed: 2511 Emailed: 8 Comments: 9

	NBA Preseason: Where Fun Goes to Die Posted: 10/23/06
	Rating: 3.58 Viewed: 2835 Emailed: 1 Comments: 17

	An Alternative Halloween Posted: 10/20/06
	Rating: 3.45 Viewed: 1990 Emailed: 1 Comments: 8

	Meet the Woman of Your Dreams Posted: 10/8/06
	Rating: 3.60 Viewed: 2447 Emailed: 2 Comments: 17

	Survivor: Stereotypes Posted: 9/21/06
	Rating: 4.21 Viewed: 2676 Emailed: 16 Comments: 12

	It's Not My Fault: A Letter From Tequila Posted: 9/7/06
	Rating: 4.22 Viewed: 2832 Emailed: 61 Comments: 14

	Poker Spoilings Posted: 8/28/06
	Rating: 3.21 Viewed: 1756 Emailed: 2 Comments: 20

	Unacceptable Concert Behavior Posted: 7/21/06
	Rating: 2.93 Viewed: 2834 Emailed: 1 Comments: 31

	The Wedding Ten Commandments Posted: 6/16/06
	Rating: 4.02 Viewed: 3221 Emailed: 34 Comments: 37

	Deal Me Out Posted: 5/31/06
	Rating: 4.13 Viewed: 2331 Emailed: 4 Comments: 15

	Oblivionity and the Grimace Look-Alike Posted: 5/22/06
	Rating: 3.14 Viewed: 1560 Emailed: 8 Comments: 9

	The Double Consonant Rule Posted: 5/18/06
	Rating: 3.88 Viewed: 4380 Emailed: 3 Comments: 57

More Articles By Matt Shirley >>

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