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Posted: 9/27/2005
Sweet Relief
GARFIELD HEIGHTS, OH- The engine trouble of local motorist Tim Logan’s 1993 Chevy Cavalier was rectified this afternoon when the savvy car owner turned up the volume of his cassette tape deck.
The increased volume of the factory-installed system effectively drowned out the repetitive screeching sound that undoubtedly indicates a complicated and expensive issue.
Logan, who has no formal training in the art of automotive repair, views this as an acceptable, though admittedly temporary ...
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Am I supposed to laugh at this article? That was horrible.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:51:04 AM
this is bad. not sure if monkey's have taken over...or thephatfree is getting lazy.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 9:42:44 AM
This is the same Mike Polk who wrote the high-school football story? I don't think so...
J-Smoove
Promising start...
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Posted: 9/27/2005 9:49:52 AM
but this article still sucked. Plus its like half a page long. Seriously dude, why'd you even bother to post it? What a half a$$ job!
Cameron
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Posted: 9/27/2005 9:54:55 AM
That's 4 bad articles today. You know it's bad when my favorite article of the day is about boxing.
Guava
WEAK
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Posted: 9/27/2005 11:16:06 AM
CRAP, SHIT, GARBAGE, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
You know what? The grass on my front lawn was getting really long, so I pulled down the window shade so I couldn't see it.
Come on Mike, you're better than this!
Andy
Hmmm
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Posted: 9/27/2005 11:26:02 AM
Quite similar to a few Onion articles. Lame and derivative, I say.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:29:47 PM
Granted I didn't write it first, but my friends and I have been using that line since highschool. The reason we didn't write it, too prosaic.
HMK
Oh God!
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:38:48 PM
Gay, gay, gay!
Stu
* Applause *
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Posted: 9/27/2005 12:40:03 PM
Wow! I thought Polk was untouchable! Give him a pass on this one folks, he deserves one get out of jail free card. - Looking forward to what's next.
Matt
Give Credit
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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:00:47 PM
I have to give credity where credit is due. Funny concept and Polk was wise enough to keep it short and sweet. Often articles like this drag on for no other reason than the writer thinks it is too short. Not your best, but good form Mike!
me eat booger
I'm bored and dumb.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:15:34 PM
Polk Audio?
Dave
Cameron Is a Loser
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Posted: 9/27/2005 1:38:28 PM
Hey Cameron, you're pretty good at ripping people's shit. Why don't you take your cock out of that she-male's ass and do somthing constructive.
Rizz
The Streak is over!
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Posted: 9/27/2005 2:16:03 PM
The Mike Polk streak of great articles has officially ended with this piece of garbage. Did you even try?
Cameron
Thanks Dave
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Posted: 9/27/2005 2:31:51 PM
Thanks for the advice Dave. I'll try to do something more constructive than write comments to the other commentators...
Clearly, you have more valuable things to talk about, like cocks in she-male's asses.
Stu P
I Rememeber
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Posted: 9/27/2005 3:06:21 PM
What makes this article so funny is I employed the same tactic on my 1986 Buick Century. It worked like a charm.
Christine
Whoa
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Posted: 9/27/2005 3:08:12 PM
I agree with Stu and Matt. So the article didn't make me piss myself or even smile, but it was a good idea. His past writing can/will redeem him and we shouldn't be so mean to someone so creative.
Bring on the "Get Off His Dick" comments. I know they're coming.
stu
hey...
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Posted: 9/27/2005 3:09:44 PM
get off his dick...
Mike will come correct next time I'm sure
Alex
I liked it
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Posted: 9/27/2005 3:51:13 PM
Short, sweet, and true to life.
Good work.
Not Alex
I didn't like it
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Posted: 9/27/2005 5:03:31 PM
Short, Bad, and a waste of my time
Bad work.
Jackie
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Posted: 9/27/2005 5:27:41 PM
Banner day of stink on the Phat Phree when both Polk and Harvey sucked. No surprise that Fath's comic stunk. Next thing you know Charlie will write a 2 paragraph article about his huge vagina that sucks too. If they ever do a top 50 ways to make the Phat Phree suck today's articles could be 1 thorugh 5.
jason
ehhhh
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Posted: 9/27/2005 5:59:35 PM
Not great. But even at his worst still funnier than most of the shit on here.
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