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Posted: 5/20/2005
Pals?
Teenage brothers Nick and Justin Slogar of North Royalton recently announced that they no longer accept the claim that their Uncle Matt’s omnipresent friend Steven is merely his roommate.
“I have to admit, I did buy into the whole “friend” thing for a while, 14 year old Nick revealed, “I mean when you’re a kid, you don’t question that kind of shit. But I’m at the point now where it’s like, all right, let’s all just drop the act and accept that Uncle Matt’s a pole-smoker.”
I say, leave people in their comfort zone. She know's and she's not able to talk about it without blushing like a school girl.
The time's, they are a changing...
Ben
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Posted: 5/20/2005 8:14:44 AM
"...as queer as a dog sweater." This is probably one of the funniest lines I have ever heard.
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Posted: 5/20/2005 8:33:44 AM
Like when the hell was this written? The Great Northern Structure has been, like totally closed, for like 5 yrs.
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Posted: 5/20/2005 8:58:52 AM
This was right on man
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Posted: 5/20/2005 11:30:20 AM
This falls along the same lines as my favorite Onion article of all time "Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated"
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Posted: 5/20/2005 1:06:18 PM
a globe...hilarious
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Posted: 5/20/2005 1:15:55 PM
Good work. Love the analogies and the use of the "Structure" store...
Brenda Della Casa
I want a globe!
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Posted: 5/20/2005 1:19:18 PM
Gee, all my gay Uncle ever got me was a Jeannie Bottle :(
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Posted: 5/20/2005 4:15:52 PM
I'm lovin' it Polk. This is my favorite thing on here in a long time. I sent this to my gay uncle and he loved it.
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Structure??
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Posted: 5/20/2005 4:18:22 PM
Structure doesn't exist anymore. They were bought out by Express which soon after brought Express for Men to the world. How I know this, I have no idea. *Ding* Whoop...my casserol is ready (skips away merrily).
Brenda Della Casa
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Posted: 5/20/2005 5:34:14 PM
That was the funniest post I have ever read!
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Touche', Beetle
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Posted: 5/21/2005 2:07:06 PM
Touche', indeed, my friend. (Thanks for pointing out the Structure/Express thing, so I didn't have to). Well, off to start my low-fat cheese fondu!
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Posted: 5/23/2005 12:44:11 PM
Wow. Mike Polk is funny.
You forgot the part about how Uncle Matt and Steven have a two-bedroom condo, but they refer to the second bedroom as "the Guest Room." That is sort of a give-away, too.
That, and the two-headed shower in the Master Bath.
Anthony
Uncle Matt's overnight bag.
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Posted: 5/30/2005 6:58:24 PM
I was wondering why Uncle Matt's overnight bad always has a 80oz tube of vasoline in it...
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Express for Men
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Posted: 5/31/2005 11:34:10 PM
Structure wasn't bought out by express, it was always part of Express, it just had a different name. The men's side struggled so they chose to change names hoping women would start shopping for their men there to boost the sales. yeah, i have two guy roommates
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