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Posted: 3/15/2006
So the tape deck in my 94’ Dodge Dakota is jammed again, forcing me to endure the local radio stations over the past few weeks whenever I don’t feel like listening to the Aerosmith “Pump” cassette that is currently, regrettably, lodged in there.
That being said, I have a few choice words for the disk jockeys who oversee the various channels that I have no choice but to listen to while I save up money to buy a new, more modern tape deck.
the weakest article yet from you, Pollk. Good topic, though.
After satelite radio I dont see how anyone can listen to local radio.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 8:04:20 AM
Why does every radio station that is on in my office (top 40, cuntry, etc...) have people talking and no music. These fuckers aren't funny, play some music! Thats all I want to do when I turn on my radio in the morning is hear people talk. Thats what AM is for. I'm hearing every wannabe hick and jerry springer candidate in Detroit call into "Channel 955" in the next cube right now and I want to urinate all over the lady's radio.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 8:38:35 AM
The DJ Tanner reference was awesome.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 8:54:12 AM
After listening to commercial free and especially DJ free radio, there's nothing like it. It's the equivalent of DVR tv.
Why they choose to have these idiots babbling during the peak hours of traffic I have no idea.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 8:55:03 AM
Alls I got is radio in my shitbox 1977 Ford LTD. Not only that, but Johnathan always puts it on that god-awful christian music channel. That shit puts me on the highway to HEAVING. Did I ever mention to the wonderful Phat Phree readers that I rock a shitty fuckin Oakland A's mesh cap that smells like a dusty llama? I'm Victor French dammit!
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Posted: 3/15/2006 9:29:10 AM
I went to school for broadcast journalism, and now work at a hotel. I somehow find pleasure in listening to these god awful dj's. Knowing that I could be anyone of these guys, and thanking my g.d. lucky stars I'm not. If you think the dj's are bad where you live, try coming to Iowa.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 9:59:49 AM
Milton, I drive a fucking buick. Do you think I'd be driving a fucking buick if i could afford satelite radio, you fucking mope. not to mention the ass beating i should recieve for having satelite radio while driving a buick. Fuck off!
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Posted: 3/15/2006 10:05:45 AM
pic and caption are hilarious. they might be the biggest bag of suck to ever hit the stage.
well done mike. great list.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 10:09:47 AM
Seriously, has having a crappy car ever stopped people from pouring money (better spent on repair, maintenance, child support) into a sound system? Just this morning, some little asshole was bombarding my train platform with obnoxious bass from his POS Neon.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 10:14:06 AM
Satellite radio. Problem solved.
DJ Tanner - har har - oh I get it.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 10:20:56 AM
so true. i.e. a $500 '91 honda crx with $3k of stereo, 15 coats of bondo (to hold together the "ground effexxxx"), a trunk spoiler (on a front wheel drive?? ridiculous) that you could park a car on, $2k of window decals, running on 4 spare tires (1 w/ a 20" plastic snap on hubcap from pep-boys), and hasnt had an oil change since 'nam. absurd.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 10:21:11 AM
Yep, drive a gremlin, shake the fucking roof with your bass and dump some more cash into some spinners. Shine it up with a bumper sticker that advertises the fact that you just spent $1000 more on speakers than the Gremlin itself. These retards serve as excellent birth control.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 10:24:28 AM
fantastic finish with the DJ jazzy jeff/tanner ending.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 10:33:46 AM
Rather weak body though. Personally I hate the in studio talent that has to laugh at the bullshit being spewed by the edgy morning guy. These dumb fuckers yuck it up at every unfunny quip the local no talent is throwing up all over us, these guys need to take a long look in the mirror.
Christine
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Posted: 3/15/2006 10:45:03 AM
DJazzy jeff was always cooler than Will Smith. However, Stephanie is a Meth head now and won't be able to sit still long enough to watch you bone DJ.
Mamacass- its Milton's birthday, don't tell him to fuck off today, at least wait util tomorrow.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 10:45:21 AM
Who the fuck are you and why aren't you filling the air in someone's tires right now??? If you drive such a piece of shit then get a fucking job, buy a new car and stop bitching. Settledown there, Scooter. I didnt mention you or your POS. I said radio sucks and that satelite radio keeps me from killing stupid fucks like you while I'm driving. Cause its always some angry jackass in a buick that wont get out of the left hand lane cause he's pissed that other cars can go over 45mph.
Patrick - The best is when they have the the spinner hub-caps.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 10:50:39 AM
CHRISTIAN ROCK SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOUCHED ON.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 11:13:24 AM
I say no to sat radio. Its great and all, but I shouldn't have to pay for radio. The problem is this: YOU people don't change the station when music stops and the "im 35, but think I still know how to party" DJs start talking. This sends a message to the station. YOU like to hear them talk. We recently got a great station here in Detroit on 93.1 They play everything (thier motto.) No DJs, just a few recorded ID spots and less commercials because of all that. I heard "Car Wash" one day directly followed by "Rag Doll" F'in A, Cotton. F'in A
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Posted: 3/15/2006 11:14:43 AM
They have an FM station here in San Antonio that tries to pass itself off as a satellite station. No DJs, good mix of music, but lots of commercials. It's actually pretty good though, better that the hip-hop, country, classic rock, or top 40 stations which all paly into Mike's analysis perfectly.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 11:46:50 AM
Loved the last line!!!!
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Posted: 3/15/2006 12:16:34 PM
Dead on Miker.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 12:39:32 PM
The DJs on rock stations are insufferable because they all have that gravelly voice from smoking too many packs of Camel Lights.
Radio sucks these days, because music sucks these days. Pure and simple.
The only thing kinda worth listening to is the classic rock station. But at times, they play a little too much Skynyrd and Zep.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 12:43:04 PM
She's hot as hell. When I was living in South Florida, I went to Panther games whenever they played Pittsburgh (it sucks being a hockey fan in South fucking Florida by the way). Anyway, she was dating one of the Bure brothers and always was at the games. She is smoking.
Also, DJ Jazzy Jeff already made his move. His album dropped, er, came out, about two years ago. It's called The Magnificent and it's not half bad. He also works with The Roots and some underground acts. He's pretty good. But, Summertime was the jam.
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Posted: 3/15/2006 1:06:15 PM
and if it aint broke, then dont try to fix it (try to fix it..) good call joe.
rikku markka- all problems with radio stations would be solved if they played more skynard and zepplin
Christine
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Posted: 3/15/2006 1:34:21 PM
I second the good call Joe.
P.S. A place called the Plateau is where everybody was, but now you are pretty much guaranteed to get gang raped there.
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