We party harder and better than you. Look at my t-shirt. You see that slogan on the back?
(Generic University) We party like you pregame.
You think they give this shirt out to just anybody???
Your school is in a rural area? Youre a bunch of buck-toothed sheep fuckers!
Your school is in a city? Your school is ghetto! Have fun getting mugged!
She went to my school
Girls at my school are hot as hell and they put out! You have a bunch of dogs at your schoolI bet you never get laid! Not like I do at least! All the girls are on my tip! I get more ass than a toilet seat!
Beer tastes better at my school!
I know a guy who went to your schoolhe said it sucked. You know what he did? He transferred to my school! Cause my school fucking rules!
On St. Patricks Day we start drinking at 10 in the morning! Do they do that at your school? Yeah? Umuhwell we do it better!
Our basketball team is playing in the NCAA tournament! March Madness, baby! It makes me so happy that I dont care anymore about the point guard and power forward tag-teaming my girlfriend! Im fucking honored to clean up their sloppy seconds! Id do the same thing if I was her!
My school was ranked number 77 in the country by U.S. News! What was yours81st? You fucking idiot! Im surprised you can even read this! Good luck finding a job after you graduate! I hear The Phat Phree needs people to clean their corporate bathrooms!
Why do I keep yelling? Cause Im very insecure and have nothing better to talk about! I am projecting all my problems on you and your school! I am not directly insulting you, so if you get angry and try to fight me I will laugh and call you a spaz!
Where did you grow up? That city fucking sucks! Let me tell you about my city
I love all of you Posted: 3/14/2006by: Victor French Who am I? Victor fuckin' French, that's who! All them ho's love my stank ass Oakland A's cap, and they ALL wanna run their fingers thru my nappy fuckin' beard. I'm rollin' with Johnathan "the angel" Smith, goddammit! You can't step to this here shit! I wanna tell all the Phat Phree readers that I got mo love for all-a-yall. If anybody wanna ride with me, I'll come thru on the scoop tip with my bangin' ass 1977 shitbox Ford LTD. I wanna shout out my homies Goo Baby, The Living Tribunal, Steppin' Charlie, Al (that long-haired sucka), and most of all "The Boss" who makes all things possible. I gotta go take me a shit. I don't know about all the hatin' Posted: 3/14/2006by: Patrick I actually liked it. It was funny and brief. Although the topic wasn't the freshest, it was definitely a good take on the subject. Good work. Ha! Posted: 3/14/2006by: Joe Kickass Thanks Bruno.
And yes, the article wasn't that great. But comparing it to the "On my Tip" article is totally unfair. That shit was worse than Edward Scissorhands asking me to turn my head and cough.
"My school was ranked number 77 in the country by U.S. News! What was yours81st? You fucking idiot!"
I laughed out loud on that line. The Mayor Posted: 3/14/2006by: The GZA Kayvon, I don't think it's fair to compare this article to Fred Hoiberg. The Mayor is much better than this. I'm thinking a comparison to Brian Scalabrine would be more appropriate. blasphemy Posted: 3/14/2006by: kayvon I can't imagine how anyone can possibly compare this article to On My Tip. The two are in entirely separate planes. Ok, this article is sub-par because it's a pretty unremarkable take on a tired subject. But On My Tip is legendary. That article is the epitome of a gag, just totally failing to connect with 90% of the readers. This article was weak. That article caused nausea. This article was Fred Hoiberg. On My Tip was Ryan Leaf. This was a bottle rocket. On My Tip was the Space Shuttle Challenger. These comparisons are way off. Joe Kickass Posted: 3/14/2006by: Bruno In a comment for another article that was absolutely horrible -- the infamous "on my tip" piece referenced by Tom Mc below, Joe Kickass wrote the following about a hot chick in the picture at the top of that article:
The blond second from the right, I would set my grandmother on fire if she asked me to.
Because I wanted to be able to say something positive today, I had to find that comment and congratulate it. Nice work, Joe Kickass. Yup Posted: 3/14/2006by: Atlas The slogan is wrong, which was the funny part I think. Nice try but don't turn in the 1st draft next time. slogan Posted: 3/14/2006by: Dave C. yeah, I got it backwards. either way its a stupid slogan, and i'm proud to say i never bought one of those shirts. Thanks Tom A Posted: 3/14/2006by: Christine And I agree with your take on the slogan, it is backwards or should be. So..... Posted: 3/14/2006by: Milton " I hear The Phat Phree needs people to clean their corporate bathrooms!"
nah, I think that you'll be back to your old job once Charlie re-reads this and decides he has a monster dump he'd like you to clean up.
You lost me immediately by the mention of someone being on your tip. I hope that author was shit on and set on fire.
