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by: The Phat Phree Staff -- Here we are again… It’s top 50 list time at the Phat Phree! So it was just Easter, and I said, “Hey, let’s give Ol’ Jesus something to rise from the dead for; let’s give him a top 50 list for the ages!”
by: Juan Turlington -- There were few things that I thought were more awesome than the Transformers back when I was a kid. I was also a Gobots fan, sort of by default, because my parents wouldn’t always buy me the more expensive robots in disguise.
 
   
(Comments 1-10 out of 14)

Dave
Posted: 4/18/2006

You have to learn Photoshop or get in with someone. The Jacket is very special to cross it with Pervbert; it will have to be done right.

I have faith in you, my man! Make us proud.



dave
Posted: 4/18/2006

Some other writers have gone back and changed stuff. Oh, maybe they were editors, is kiley an editor? I think he changes stuff sometimes.

Dave C.
Posted: 4/18/2006

You are right, of course. What I was going for was that she was concerned enough about her facial appearance (yet not too worried about appearing on film being plowed by a dog) that she would make that a "condition" up front.

And I agree with others that your alternative is/would have been damn funny.


Christine
Posted: 4/18/2006

I can't change it now, it is already posted.

I'm hoping I can find a good Dilbert for the Pervbert vs. Judge Parker showdown. Either that or I'll have to learn how to use photoshop.


Dave
Posted: 4/18/2006

you should change it to that. That is definitely funnier.

dave c.
Posted: 4/18/2006

that would have earned you 6.

TOM A.
Posted: 4/18/2006

If the dog was gonna hump her, wouldn't it be a given that he'd do it from behind (AKA doggystyle)? That's how canines roll.

Thanks for the comments...I was also considering this line for the middle panel:

"I haven't listened to a word you've said. I've been trying to figure out why someone lit your face on fire and tried to put it out with a screwdriver."


Or
Posted: 4/18/2006

"What do you think of our chances to win this account?"

"We've got pictures of the client with his 15 year-old baby-sitter - it's in the bag - who cares, really? The real reason I scheduled this meeting is to see if you would let me film you screwing my dog."

"She's willing to do it, if you do her from behind so that no one sees her hideous acne."


best of today....
Posted: 4/18/2006

That's for sure.

Me three
Posted: 4/18/2006

I wish he was my friend.

Good job!


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