BAYSIDE, CA (UPI)- Former Bayside High School wrestling and football star Albert Clifford A.C. Slater admitted yesterday to abusing steroids for several years in the early 1990s in order to gain an edge in his sporting and social lives.
I was always known as the guy with the biggest muscles in school, Slater confessed, But by 10th grade people started catching up to me physically. Thats when I turned to the juice.
In a live press conference, Slater also revealed that his best friend and former college roommate Zachary 'Zack' Morris abused steroids as well, and Slater personally injected Morris on several occasions before important Bayside High track meets.
Slater insisted that steroid abuse did not extend to other close friends, such as classmate Samuel 'Screech' Powers, the former Bayside High assistant principal who was dismissed from his job in 1998 after being indicted on 83 counts of possession of child pornography.
On the juice
Screech wasnt a juicer, Slater insisted, He was always high on PCP and didnt give a damn about getting pumped up. Thats why he was so fucking bizarre.
Slater first realized he had a problem back in 1993, when his off-and-on girlfriend Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano began to notice his unsightly bacne and severely shrunken testicles.
She got all up in my face and started spouting off about choosing her or the juice, Slater admitted, So I hit her with a forearm shiver and snapped her jaw like a wishbone. That was a real low point for me.
As soon as the wires were removed from her jaw, Spano broke up with Slater and canceled plans to attend Cal U. with A.C. and his high school buddies. Slater continued to use HGH and testosterone supplements in college, but was thrown off the Cal U. wrestling team in 1995 after he was discovered using a Whizzinator to smuggle clean urine into an NCAA drug testing session.
Slater stopped using all forms of drugs in 1999 and became a United Reformed Church Minister, and he shares a congregation with M.C. Hammer located in Oakland. He recently published a tell-all memoir documenting his troubled years titled Saved by the BALCO: Drugs, Lies, and a State Wrestling Championship.
Wow! Posted: 2/24/2006by: Mr. Belding I must say, any time a SBTB article comes out, it automatically gets a head start at a 2.5 rating based on the subject alone. I loved the story and details of Bayside High but I think a follow up story including other Bell'ers like Mr. Belding, Tori Spelling, Bob Golic, Kelly "once I got to 90210 my chest went Kapow-ski", and AC's former rape accusation (true story) would be prudent. And I knew Screech was up to know good when he would walk the hallways trying to cop a feel from the young freshman boys... a move that he referred to as a "Screech-around". Great article though:) Classic line: Posted: 2/16/2006by: greg "So I hit her with a forearm shiver and snapped her jaw like a wishbone" "Saved by the BALCO" Posted: 2/16/2006by: Tom A Got you another man falling down stairs. A.C. Sanchez Posted: 2/16/2006by: mr. belding i knew you were a juicer, but why did you let that woman wrestler on the team? feel, feel, feel!
