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by: The Phat Phree Staff -- Here we are again… It’s top 50 list time at the Phat Phree! So it was just Easter, and I said, “Hey, let’s give Ol’ Jesus something to rise from the dead for; let’s give him a top 50 list for the ages!”
by: Juan Turlington -- There were few things that I thought were more awesome than the Transformers back when I was a kid. I was also a Gobots fan, sort of by default, because my parents wouldn’t always buy me the more expensive robots in disguise.
 
   
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understood.
Posted: 3/30/2006

me either.

it was either you or tpp's myspace page... (being the testes - double ha!)


Oh Awesome
Posted: 3/30/2006

I am glad I got to be the testee (ha). The Homo calling was priceless, but I just couldn't have a penis on my page.

christine - ha!
Posted: 3/30/2006

actually milton and i emailed each other about figuring out how to post the fuckin ass things, and we decided that you would be the best to try it out on.. "ponch" at the end calling you out as a homo is definitely the only reason i didnt gouge my eyes out..

Victor
Posted: 3/30/2006

I think he's a comedic genius. He definitely needs a MySpace profile.

Deuce
Posted: 3/30/2006

I was just thinking. . . That she-male thing you put on my myspace, would be perfect for Milton. you should send it to him. especially cause he has all those girls on his page and he would see it and be like, " yeah, uh huh, oooh baby, that's right, OH MY GOD !!! NO NO NOOOO".

Q
Posted: 3/30/2006

I'm on it.

Tom Mc, you're from philly right? If so, wouldn't a Victor French dirty tee shirt be perfect for the window of Imagine on South Street?


HAHAHAHA
Posted: 3/30/2006

Oh my God, Victor French has finally made it to the big time. He now has an official cult following.

His beard looks like some dead roadkill was taped on to it.


T-shirts
Posted: 3/30/2006

Definitely get t-shirts made saying: Victor French in 2012. You can have a picture of some dirtbag with his head out the window of an LTD shitbox wearing an A's cap.

You should make the shirts scratch & sniff.....they could smell like shit.....make them greasy too....with holes in them.....


good call
Posted: 3/30/2006

i will never look at ms pacman the same again...

Deuce
Posted: 3/30/2006

My favorite is definitely " I think the author did a good job. I roll a fuckin' SHITBOX 1977 Ford LTD. the headrest is greasier than the joystick knob of a truckstop Ms. Pacman game."

So you see, he does read them or at least pretend to.

Victor 2012! I am getting the tee shirts printed right away.


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