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by: The Phat Phree Staff -- Here we are again… It’s top 50 list time at the Phat Phree! So it was just Easter, and I said, “Hey, let’s give Ol’ Jesus something to rise from the dead for; let’s give him a top 50 list for the ages!”
by: Juan Turlington -- There were few things that I thought were more awesome than the Transformers back when I was a kid. I was also a Gobots fan, sort of by default, because my parents wouldn’t always buy me the more expensive robots in disguise.
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Top Rated (100 votes): Most Emailed:
1Look At My Striped Shirt!
2The NFL All Criminal Team
3Top 50 Ways to Get Fired
4Seriously, Get This Sweater Off of Me.
5You Can't Plinko For Shit You Dumb Whore
1Look At My Striped Shirt!
2Seriously, Get This Sweater Off of Me.
3The NFL All Criminal Team
4The 50 People Who Need a Vicious Beating
5Thank You Happy Hour Heroes
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Nicely Done Dave!!
Posted: 2/21/2006 by: Christine
My Aunt Terri has the exact same hair as that girl. I just saw her at a wedding this weekend and she said she got it styled in a salon. I have so many questions about this. So many thoughts. . . . .
RE: Engineers
Posted: 2/21/2006 by: Rex
You're a fucking nerd.
Beware the Engineers
Posted: 2/21/2006 by: WESquared
"He's a fucking engineer!" It was the "fucking engineers" that came up with nasty stuff like napalm, the 3,000 round-per-minute Gatling cannon and the atomic bomb. DON'T fuck with engineers - you might find your steering failing as you're rounding that mountainside hairpin turn at 45 mph+.
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