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Barack Obama
West Hollywood, CA (CelebJihad.com)--With the Democratic National Convention well underway, Senator Barack Obama finds himself losing many high-profile celebrity endorsers to an unlikely rival: the Lemon Party.
David Geffen, Joel Schumaker, and Richard Chamberlain are just a few of the Hollywood heavyweights who have abandoned their traditional support for Democrats to join the little known and highly exclusive group.
The Lemon Party, which recently nominated Congressman Barney Frank, has been aggressively targeting affluent bachelors over the age of 50, particularly those involved in theater and film. Frank, who beat out former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey as well as Idaho Senator Larry Craig at the party's convention in Key West, wooed supporters with his ability to juggle many balls at once as well his commitment to get the job done no matter how long it takes.
"I hear a lot people talking about change these days," said columnist and long time Lemon Partier Rex Reed. "But if you want to lead the Lemon Party you need to have experience, and Barney Frank has plenty of that."
Barney Frank
Experts who once dismissed the Lemon Party as a "fringe" or "niche" movement are now praising the group's use of the internet to spread its message and attract new members.
"Ten years ago no one knew what the Lemon Party was," said former Star Trek actor and party member George Takei. "But today, thanks to the internet, our website gets millions of visitors from across the globe, and we're laying the foundation for future Lemon Party leaders like Bryan Singer and the Jonas Brothers."
Added Takei, "People try to paint us as elitists, but in reality we are truly an ass-roots movement."
For more information on the Lemon Party visit www.lemonparty.org.
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Posted: 8/28/2008 9:21:16 AM
All this week Denver has been a cluster fuck of epic preportions. Not only do we get all the minorities running around in their Obama shirts and buttons (who the fuck are you fooling, we all know you aren't going to vote) but the Jesus freaks come out in full force with their giant signs and bullhorns. The only redeeming part of this entire week was I got to meet Abe Lincoln, oh ya and he said after seeing what has gone on this week he made a mistake.
Posts: 1714 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
Denver, CO
Posted: 8/28/2008 10:06:45 AM
I would post everyday but work has our internet locked down tighter than a conservatives asshole. I am working from home today because they decided it was necessary to close the main Interstate that goes around/through Denver from 5PM-Midnight, good planning. All I'm going to say is if there is a terrorist attack and it affects any of the Broncos games in any way shape I'm going vigilante style.
I thought the whole thing of writing articles was to be funny, 2008 being the exception. My fault.
Jesus fucking Christ lets segue out of this shit. Atrocious.
Take it Detroit Octane:
"John McCain is not Obamasistible Try as he may he's not Obamasistible Only Obama is Obamasistible He used to look good to me now I find him BarackObamasistible! He's so fine, there's no other way to vote! He's so fine, he's BarackObamasistible!"
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