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1) 'You're Gonna Marry That Little Whore!'
by: Jayson Mattthews Posted: 9/4/08 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.45 Viewed: 14,565 Emailed: 32 Comments: 148
...The following is the transcript of a recent conversation between John McCain and the father of Sarah Palin's illegitimate granddaughter, Levi Johnston. It has been provided courtesy of CelebJihad.comLevi. Mind if I call you Levi? Wait; don't answer that. Truth is I don't give shit, you little fuck.......
2) Ten Things I Hate(d) About Heath
by: Jayson Mattthews Posted: 2/8/08 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.40 Viewed: 31,047 Emailed: 41 Comments: 130
...There are five stages of grief. When I heard that Heath Ledger had died I skipped stages one through four and moved straight on to stage five: acceptance. Apparently I was alone. It's been well over a week since Heath caught the dragon, but I still have to listen to Mary Hart and her ilk droning on ......
3) Buy Curious: Doggy Steps
by: Jayson Mattthews Posted: 4/30/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.38 Viewed: 12,097 Emailed: 8 Comments: 30
...In this, the inaugural edition of Buy Curious, we take a look at Doggy Steps, the product designed to aid dogs that are too small, stupid, or decrepit to climb up on furniture.Company: Telebrands Price: Retail - $29.99 "Special" TV Offer - 2 for $19.99 + S&HThe Commercial Does Your Pet H......
4) Baby Animals Found in 'House of Filth'
by: Jayson Mattthews Posted: 4/17/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.36 Viewed: 4,539 Emailed: 22 Comments: 7
...DU BOIS, PA (AP)- A local woman known only as “Nanny” to her neighbors was charged Thursday with animal neglect and abuse after authorities raided her home and found close to a dozen animals, dressed in children’s clothing, living in conditions witnesses described as deplorable. Animal control offic......
5) An Open Letter from Brad Pitt’s Penis
by: Jayson Mattthews Posted: 4/27/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.34 Viewed: 12,139 Emailed: 46 Comments: 20
...Dear Brad,What the fuck? What in God’s holy name are you doing to me? Have you lost your mind? You’re Brad fucking Pitt! The Sexiest Man Alive! You have a gift for which any man would gladly give his left testicle. All you have to do is snap your fingers, and any woman on this planet will spread f......
6) Some of My Best Friends are N-words
by: Jayson Mattthews Posted: 12/15/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.33 Viewed: 17,239 Emailed: 48 Comments: 40
...I know it's been a few weeks since it happened, but this whole Michael Richard's thing still has me sick to my stomach. How could anyone get up on stage and say those hurtful things? There ought to be a law against it. I for one am completely against racism, and I never ever use racial slurs. It......
7) The Tokens of My Affection
by: Jayson Mattthews Posted: 3/1/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.33 Viewed: 8,302 Emailed: 30 Comments: 35
...One of my earliest childhood memories is of a family member, who for anonymity’s sake I will refer to as "Uncle Mom", telling me to “take that god-damned penny out of [my] mouth” because “it could have been in some n****r’s shoe.” With an upbringing like that, one would think I’d already be running ......
8) Kiss My Black Orphaned Ass You Old Whore
by: Jayson Mattthews Posted: 10/16/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.33 Viewed: 9,395 Emailed: 82 Comments: 24
...Oh great. I’ve been adopted by an old white whore! Just what I’ve always wanted: a mom who’s seen more dick than the inside of a truck stop urinal. This sucks. I wish my old mom was alive. Sure she was poor, but at least when she kissed me her lips didn’t taste like Warren Beatty’s cock. Or is......
9) Lance Bass: I’m Also a Douche Bag
by: Jayson Mattthews Posted: 8/4/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.32 Viewed: 6,327 Emailed: 66 Comments: 27
...What’s the worst part about using rollerblades? Telling your parents that you’re gay.It seems the same can be said for being a member of ‘NSYNC. Last week in an interview with People Magazine*, band member Lance Bass broke the ‘news’ that he fucks guys. This information was about as newsworthy as......
10) Nice State Quarter, Assholes!
by: Jayson Mattthews Posted: 10/24/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.28 Viewed: 10,138 Emailed: 86 Comments: 90
...In 1999 the US Department of Treasury launched the 50 State Quarters Program which honors each state in the Union with its very own Quarter. For some states choosing a design posed quite the dilemma. States like California (California Condor) and New York (Statue of Liberty) have so much cool shit t......
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