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They just don't understand what we have, Jimmy.
Mayor Jim West of Spokane, Washington, has been making headlines recently for his totally not gay exploits, allegedly offering city jobs to men he met in gay chatrooms. West, a former state legislator with a very vocal anti-gay platform, was kind enough to answer a few questions, via the internet.
MJDB007: Hey Mayor Jim Thanks again for letting me interview you
TeenCreamDream69: I would prefer it if we stuck to screen names in this particular forum, if that’s all right with you. Fire away with your questions.
MJDB007: Thanks, “TeenCream”. I’d like to take a trip back in your past. 1970- you were accused, as a Boy Scout troup leader, of molesting two young scouts.
TeenCreamDream69: Allegedly. Semantics are my friend, LOL That’s absolutely false. I can say that with a clean conscience now, because enough time has passed for me to forget if it even did happen. And the media could do to follow suit
MJDB007: LOL There are PLENTY of things I wish the media would forget. Like, how about Britney Spears and her stupid husband, right?
TeenCreamDream69: DON’T get me started OMFG Ha ha, ignore my Britney IM icon, ok? *blushes*
MJDB007: *rolls eyes* Alright. Let’s move to the current scandals you find yourself facing. You have recently been accused of propositioning gay men online, offering them coveted city positions in exchange for sexual attention.
TeenCreamDream69: That is true. JK LOL *laughs out loud* No, seriously, it’s no secret that I hate the gays. As a former state legislator, I have done my best to defeat any form of advancement those filthy gays may attempt. Those nasty, nasty gays. With their tight g-strings, ripped abs and all that sashaying. Gays have no rights in this country. Any man who finds another man, specifically his penis, attractive, has no rights in this country. A man’s hard penis is meant for girls. Hard, pulsating penises are not meant for me, or any man, not even a large group of men at one time. State legislatedness is next to Godliness, my dear old Grandfather used to say, and as we all know, God hates faggots.
MJDB007: Interesting... Now, the Spokane public is calling for you to resign.
TeenCreamDream69: Well, I’m not GONNA, how about that. No one can MAKE you resign, that’s the whole point of resigning- you do it yourself and only if you want to. OMFG, the Spokane public is so dumb. Duh.
[PlayboyToy has entered the room]
Those deliciously decadent gays, always shoving it in our faces.
PlayboyToy: Hey TC, WTF? I thought you were gonna meet us all in room SCOUTTROOP34?
TeenCreamDream69: Uhhh...be right there, Congressman.
PlayboyToy: TTFN
[PlayboyToy has left the room]
MJDB007: So what are your plans for the future, Mayor?
TeenCreamDream69: Honestly, I’m a man of God, so I go where the Big Man leads me. And that path is more than likely a path of massacring innocent young gay men. Deliciously innocent, young, nubile gay men. Who I totally hate. For realzies. OK, gotta go, but this was cool. Catch u l8tr?
MJDB007: Probably not.
TeenCreamDream69: Cool. You’re not mad, are you?
MJDB007: Oh no, not at all, don’t stress.
TeenCreamDream69: *wipes brow* Phew. OK, cool. All I need is another gay man all mad at me and stuff.
MJDB007: Sir? I’m a straight woman. Was I not clear-
nothing worse than a self-hater. They always over compensate and punish others who actually have the courage to do what they want to do. Bunch of religious assholes.
take that cross/prayer mat/bagel/whatever and shove it up your self-richious ass you fuckin fairy tale beliving baby!
dana j. robinson
wanna cyber?
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Posted: 6/30/2005 4:48:04 PM
i just tried to cyber do it with TeenCreamDream69 but apparently i'm too old. and too female. drats!
MollyD
Just to be sure...
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Posted: 6/30/2005 6:39:00 PM
I hope everyone understands that I'm just poking fun with this article. I don't mean to offend anyone. I want to make it absolutely clear that I hate gays.
Love, Molly
MEH
Seriously..
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Posted: 6/30/2005 10:48:19 PM
It's a very good piece...seems everyones a bit distracted, maybe, by a vagina up the way.
adam
quality
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Posted: 7/8/2005 1:49:10 PM
this article was great just for the screen name alone..
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