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Posted: 12/31/2006
As a special treat for everyone who is stuck at work this week, here is one the best pieces from the book, "Look At My Striped Shirt!" In addition to this classic piece from The Phat Phree, there are more than 50 never-before-published essays from some of the funniest writers on the site.
Come on Jeanie, you know you wanted just as much as I did. That was the best 19 seconds of your life. If you call the cops, it will only make me more angry and I will use much more force when raping you the next time.
chefsteph
I Think I know this guy!
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Posted: 3/18/2005
Wasn't this the guy I saw at Indochine last weekend? Donkey's are so rad! They absolutely make my night. Who else makes me laugh until I pee?
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This amusing writing tells me that striped shirts are definately good to wear. Is the tee shirt losing its steam for cheap guys? I suppose... I used to have this pink striped shirt, so soft and cool...
JB
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Posted: 3/18/2005
Well done.
ASHTON K
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Posted: 3/18/2005
What about ringer t-shirts with dumb sayings on them? Are they still cool? Like the one's Landon wears on Real World.
I think you could write the same article about those t-shirts.
JV
Sad but true
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Posted: 3/18/2005
There are dudes that actually think this way. Actually, one of them is sitting right across from me. Do striped shirts really get guys laid more than solids? I get laid a lot and I don't own a striped shirt. I'll have to try it out.
JEFF
HEAL THY INNER CHILD
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SOUNDS MORE LIKE IT IS WRITTEN BY SOMEBODY WITH SELF ESTEEM AS LOW AS THE TYPE OF PERSON THEY DESCRIBE
brian rowe
notice to all clothing manufacturers
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Posted: 3/18/2005
start having a yard sale today with these shirts....they are fixing to be worthless
travis nelson
junior vice preidebt
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Posted: 3/18/2005
I am wearing a stripped shirt right now and tool plenty of jager bombs last night in memory os old St. Patrick
Striped Shirt Man
Back off!
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Don't fuck with me Mike Polk, you're cramping my style. If I don't get any pussy tonight, I'm coming to find you.
KidAG
I know that Guy
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Posted: 3/18/2005
I am sure that was written about a friend of mine, really.
I always wonder how they decide who is going to get to tuck the shirt in and who will wear it out.
They must arm wrestle for it.
rob
TRENDSETTER
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Posted: 3/18/2005
Yeah, I saw this fad crashing a long time ago and I'm glad I never bought one! Now we need to tell those I-wear-the-shiny-see-thru-mesh-shirt-at- the-club-because-I'm-on-the-cutting-edge-of-fashion-or- remotely-queer-and-too-much-after-shave guys to stop. Just stop. For the love of God, just stop.
Charlie
I wonder....
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Posted: 3/18/2005
You know, all these people are pissed about the striped shirt thing. I wonder if you had called this article "I Rule At Golden Tee" and used a photo of some goof balls playing it, would people be defending the game? Would the article have struck such a nerve if it had been called, "I will Valet Tonight"?
In any event, everyone knows you are a short, fat computer nerd who secretly loves men. It is soooooo obvious from reading this.
StrippedShirtsRule
Awesome
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Posted: 3/18/2005
Amazing. I was just gonna head down to the Banana Republic down the block and restock my wardrobe. I am still going. Chicks love the stripped shirt.
huston
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Posted: 3/18/2005
wife beaters are in order. only thing better than this guy and his cronies is a mullet and a striped shirt!
nicely done.
Joel
furer
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Posted: 3/18/2005
My dick is soooo much bigger than that fag in the stripped shirt.
londa
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Posted: 3/18/2005
Good article..laughed my ass off. Too bad its pretty on target.
LB
Mr.
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Posted: 3/18/2005
FUNNY SHIT!
Rats
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noted. now i get it.. they're all assholes.. that's it.. last night was the last time i fuck a guy in a striped shirt.. and all of his friends..
what?
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Posted: 3/18/2005
i don't get it, what was wrong with the straight razor? Is it better to be gay? is that what you're saying? you think all straight men are like this?
Getreal
Fake Imperialism
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Posted: 3/18/2005
It's the mentality stupid, its not the striped shirt its the egocentric, pompous men who wear them. The article is funny and oh so true. The sad story of many men out there who externally look for whatever the fad is at the time to show off. Deep down these men have the self esteem of a cockroach. That is why they must feel superior to everyone around them . They can't take rejection and all they do is think with thier dicks. They are hollow shells with no substance, and totally lack the originality to think for themselves that is why they all look alike. Why are we so stuck on fake imperialism? What ever happened to real humility and individuality?
Jerko
undies
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Posted: 3/18/2005
Don't forget the tighty whiteys
Pollo
Pollo loco
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Posted: 3/18/2005
Time to find a new uniform guys, your busted! No more vice president blah blah blah barf...ha! Justice is served by this article for all the people who were dying of boredom in the world of striped shirt assholes. Now if we could loosen the laces on there shiny square toed shoes, soften the spiky hair, and scuff up the pretty watch, this world might have a bit more character.
jewdee
oh god
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Posted: 3/18/2005
haahhaha! sounds like my boyfriend and his friends, except they're a little more thugged out and unemployed
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