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Posted: 7/17/2005
It�s Top 50 time again! That�s right, it�s the second week of the month already, and goddamn, do we have treat for you.
Our writers went to the lab to scientifically uncover the 50 people most in need of a vicious beating. We aren�t talking about a run-of-the-mill beat down. We are talking about an �I�m gonna call a couple of hard, pipe hittin� niggas to come down here and work on the homes with a pair of pliers and blow torch� kind of beating. We are talking about the kind o...
You're definitely right about teenagers, especially those assholes who came on that stupid show My Sweet 16... holy shit, the worst teenager alive is the fucking boy whose father is loaded out of the asshole from that horrible show... and celebrates a Sweet 16? You piece of waste... if you're going to proclaim your homosexuality to the world, wear a rainbow flag and run around your pretentious suburban private school. We don't give a fuck that your dad can rent you a Vanquish to drive your pathetic gay ass to an empty club.. playing tennis? You got sick not from henney on the rocks but from a fucking Energy Drink.... you loser.... God I wish I could beat your ass.
And also....Yes... not Old People in general, although they need a fucking beating here and there. But just the old people that drive - like we're all going to the Super Market to meet our other old, smelly, wrinkly friends that got off the fucking senior citizen bus 10 minutes ago.
Get the fuck off the road, or at least drive on the shoulder, get a ticket and let the court system get you off the fuck off the road. There needs to be a maximum age limit like state laws for minimum age. If a fucking 16 yr old needs a permit to drive in Jersey, a 72 yr old should need muscles in their arthritic hands to turn their left signal the fuck off. And don't get angry at me because I'm young... you were young once and no one beat your ass then... it's about fucking time we got to it...
løl
this is bullshit except for some
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Posted: 7/20/2005 12:27:03 PM
Man u do have some good reasons for beating a lot of these people up... but your a fucking moron man of what you say to some of the people. Who the fuck are you man a fucking 20 personalities in one??? you are fucked up!!!
ASIPHER
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Posted: 7/20/2005 12:42:10 PM
Harry Potter is the biggest fucker out there. Some stupid shit who makes millions of dolllars every year to be on tv and be worshiped by little dorks who have no life and sit inside and read those boring Harry Potter books. He sucks at acting and he probably walks around thinking hes the shit and everybody like him when a buch of people want to beat his bitch ass into the floor. Harry Potter definitly needs his as kicked
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Posted: 7/20/2005 12:44:24 PM
Extend the list to 100, you got about 25 of my top 50 list. so while we're dealing out the blows might as well take care as many assholes as possible.
Will mcgarry
Scott boras
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:02:07 PM
for single-handedly destroying baseball by inflating the contracts of potentially good players and those who had already seen there day. yep, you guessed it...i'm a dodgers fan.
oh, and mrs. bill clinton
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Missed
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:06:53 PM
The phat phree staff desreves a beating for not including Geroe Walker Bush on this list.
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:14:06 PM
Some of these are good and right like oprah dr. phill and michael moore but others are just stupid and its all just what one dumb ass person thinks take a poll and it might be different
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Obla dee obla dah
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:22:37 PM
PP Staff : 1 STEVE: 0 Too bad fucko, maybe you can get your sisters Becka and Paige, along with the rest of the Life Goes on cast to carry out this ass whoopin...I'm sure Mr.Thatcher would love to backhand your Corky ass too.
Frank Dukakis
Some missing people
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:23:07 PM
Harry Potter, Paris Hilton, the entire Bush Administration, not just the conservative TV assholes, but the liberal ones too, and the guy who cut me off on the freeway today.
dave
Not that I watch it
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:24:31 PM
Andy Milonakis...on that fucking RETARDED show on MTV. I cannot believe they let this fat pubescent fuck have a TV show.
paul
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:29:37 PM
She's always up in my grill about being 23 and not having a real job or a place of my own yet. I'm just like "Mom, STEVE, the PP comment genius is 30 and his mom doesn't care!" God, she needs to get off deez, and she needs an ass whoopin.
JIm Johnson
heres how it works
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:32:16 PM
I finally figured it out after all these years!You take the penis and stick it in the vagina
Sam
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:40:57 PM
That guy needs a serious beating!
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Rich bastards
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:53:34 PM
Where should i start, ok how about this. Dont get me wrong, i dont watch american idol, but they are making millions of dollars of that karaoke contest you are thinking of. And what is the deal with Jay Leno as #1, half of the whole damn nation would say bush should be number one. I think he should be #2 as well as #1, that way he would get his ass kicked twice.
ufukinwak!
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:55:27 PM
ok first of all dan brown is a good writer, da fact dat u cant write a novel ur self doesnt mean u have to go out saying shit!, first of all you must be white. IF you havent noticed white people are the minorities now!!! you people work for US! US latinos, asians, balcks, and other races. Most of people who lack knowledge, one as your self is the reason why our country is a stupid as it is. shit last time i cheked white people were biting off, other races, just to fit in. Including hearing hip hop, rap, pop, , you dont have a culture! haha
awestruck
How could you forget?
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Posted: 7/20/2005 1:56:22 PM
Um, KEVIN FEDERLINE??
I would respect him more if he were just known as "the Guy Who Knocked Up and Flat-Left Shar Jackson," or even "Dancer # 7B from 'You Got Served'," but to be Britney Spears' kept man? You clearly deserve a beating.
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a couple more..
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Posted: 7/20/2005 2:21:31 PM
yeah heres a couple more beatings:
Jared from those Subway commercials, he better hope I never run into him in a dark alley...
Bam from MTV, he is one dumb M.F. I can only hope that he'll skate off something real tall and go splat
The guy from "The Soup", wtf seriously
And lastly John Basedow, from that Fitness made simple commerial. Apart from being increadibly annoying his head is also 5x's larger than a normal humans.
Tipper
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Posted: 7/20/2005 2:24:37 PM
what kind of a dumass would leave arnold shwarchenager out of this beating list who in their right fucking mind would choose a dam robot for a govener i mean californias gotta have more sense than to choose a person who says "i'll be back" shit dam
Steve
Another Beating
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Posted: 7/20/2005 2:25:24 PM
Carrot Top
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Anyone who wanted the NHL Bck
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Posted: 7/20/2005 2:29:24 PM
We were doing just fine until the deutshe bags who run a $10,000.00 a year industry called the NHL, decided it was important that they bore us for another 4 months. All NHL games should only air in Minnesota, Indiana, Montana, and the Dakota's that way they have viewing options between watching grass grow, and making out with their sisters.
Will
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Posted: 7/20/2005 2:42:14 PM
Paris Hilton, Geraldo Rivera, George W. Bush, The entire Jackson family, Fred Phelps
Fresh Lennon
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Posted: 7/20/2005 2:45:58 PM
Andy Milonakis deserves to be beaten with a sock full of fesces...till he dies!
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You Forgot a Few!
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Posted: 7/20/2005 2:51:20 PM
1. Britney Spears 2. George Bush 3. Macy Gray 4. Hillary Duff 5. Paris Hilton 6. Justin Timberlake 7. Ying Yang Twins 8. Good Charlotte 9. U2 10. 311
Jedi Bendu
Excellent List
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Posted: 7/20/2005 2:51:32 PM
That was pretty damn comprehensive and equal opportunity offender. I would have included a generic category called "Politicians," regardless of what side of the fence they are on.
Crystal
MORE!!!!!!!
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Posted: 7/20/2005 2:55:43 PM
Jennifer Lopez Big Eared Ugly ass Matt Damon Ben Affleck P.Diddy w/ his black charred ass & down syndrome looks Jessica Simpson The whole cast of Laguna Beach
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