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Posted: 7/17/2005

It�s Top 50 time again! That�s right, it�s the second week of the month already, and goddamn, do we have treat for you.

Our writers went to the lab to scientifically uncover the 50 people most in need of a vicious beating. We aren�t talking about a run-of-the-mill beat down. We are talking about an �I�m gonna call a couple of hard, pipe hittin� niggas to come down here and work on the homes with a pair of pliers and blow torch� kind of beating. We are talking about the kind o...

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  • Mike I've got one () Post #: 126
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 2:57:20 PM
    How about VIN DEISEL!!!
    That guy makes me sick, I want to staple his face to a fat guys ass, then force feed the fat guy laxitives.
    Then, beat Vins face in.

    Oooh!
    Also, Vinnie Jones.
    Jesus... what a piece of shit. He should die quickly.
    Matt Gangsters () Post #: 127
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:02:06 PM
    God Damn people who think or actually are "thugs" wtf are they doing for this planet...besides killing eahcother which is pefectly fine with me, but go do it somewhere else...
    aaron few more () Post #: 128
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:02:48 PM
    yeah i agree, andy milanakos or however the fuck you spell it
    Geraldo Rivera
    jared from subway
    And that quizno's baby bob! I wouldn't hit a baby but I would mutilate this one

    BTW I was glad to see Pat Robertson on this list. Yes pat, thank the Lord I'm not the only one! Perhaps someday God will strike him down...we can only pray...
    Me Another beating () Post #: 129
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:15:36 PM
    The guy who said that anyone who wanted the NHL back. You F-ing redneck!!
    bob sexiest unsexy guy in the world () Post #: 130
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:15:46 PM
    OMFG, LOL, TAHT, OMG, WTF, the person who made up these and many more gay ass internet talk shit, should get their nipples pierced to a bulls ass, and dragged until he dies, we dont need any thing more.
    conesy You want my opinion? () Post #: 131
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:18:11 PM
    FUCK ASHTON KUTCHER! And his annoying little bitch twin brother DANE COOK! Ive never wanted to break someones(two peoples) face so bad.

    Honorable mentions:
    -Dubya
    -Anyone who still tries out for REAL WORLD
    -J-LO, fake ass publicity whore, fake ass smile, fake ass...ass


    I hate everyone, especially you, I cant even think striaght Im so fired up
    amazed ignorance is bliss isn't it... () Post #: 132
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:29:30 PM
    what's up with all that racism in the comment section? you're agreeing with a list that makes fun of ignorant stupid people like yourselves...now that IS hilarious. read it again...oh yeah, for all those cocky racists, learn how to spell immigrants before you make fun of them.
    Ryan Another Hilton () Post #: 133
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:42:43 PM
    Nikie Hilton
    Another pompus rich hieress asshole. She thinks shes to shit because she signs a few pieces of papers everyday and can say she runs a few multi- million dollar hotels. On top of that, she demeans the american people! There is probably no one else id rather love to break thier neck, than nikkie hilton. Whore needs to burn in hell for all of eternity.
    Julie Yes () Post #: 134
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:46:27 PM
    Britney spears also shes a whore

    jay how about Pedophiles () Post #: 135
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:49:41 PM
    Roman Polanski--

    This peace of shit has been hiding in London since 1977 after raping a 13yr old girl. he was 43...

    Also deserving of a mention is that 22yr old weirdo who to took out Hulk Hogan's 16yr old daughter..what the fuck is wrong with Hollywood?
    Alex Nascar () Post #: 136
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:56:07 PM
    Nascar...car... drivers. and there redneck fans. who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of cars dirve in a circle for hours at a time? They should get their legs chopped off, set on fire, and be dragged around town for a few hours.
    George Missing some key assholes () Post #: 137
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:58:11 PM
    1) George Bush?? What, you don't have the balls to list that asshole. I think it's pretty justifiable at this point. Responsible for the deaths of 150,000 innocent Iraqis and American troops. I think that deserves at least a swift kick in the balls. Not to mention that you listed Ken Lay on your list and him and ol' George are fucking best friends.

    2) Karl Rove. that guy is the biggest closet homo I've ever seen. He's probably too scared to come out because George Bush's head would explode if he found out that the same guys he's been spending many, o many sleepless night with, crafting their meniacle, sadistic, disgusting take-over of the world, is big, gay bear. The guy is a fucking weasil.

    3)Tom Cruise?? much?

    4)L. Ron Hubbard. I know he's dead, but we should get a witch doctor to resurect his pseudo-jesus arse and then shoot him in the head with a double-barrel shotgun for producing assholes like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and that fat-slut Kirsty Alley.

    5) Jerrad the subway guy is a great candidate. I think if you hit him too hard, though, his doughy stomache would explode with slow-roasted chicken, chipotle sauce, and oil and vinegar.

    6) the oil companies!!! They are making billion, upon billions of dollars as a result of the war. People are dumb as shit for not realizing how manufactured this war is. What happened to that great idea of having Iraqi oil paying for this war??? Yeah, that's what I though. Oil companies are getting a beating.
    john fuck all u racist bastards!!!! () Post #: 138
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 3:58:29 PM
    all u racist bastards are a bunch of pussies if u guys actually went to the streets with all ur little redneck bitches u no ud get ur ass whooped so y the fuck are u talking shit u little bitches
    roman shmulevich preps must die () Post #: 139
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 4:12:25 PM
    what the fuck is up with all these god damn rich snobs walking around
    Since when wearing pink for a guy fashionable. Its not fashainable its gay.
    and wtf is up with burginstocks those are the ugliest shoes i have ever seen. made out of the crapiest material from little kids in some third world country.
    If there is any justice in the world god will strick down these preps in the most vengiful way

    biches must go too.
    Notty huh () Post #: 140
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 4:36:06 PM
    Maureen Dowd? Darling. You may not agree with her but she's far from stupid.
    Karl hell with george bush, what about the religion fad? () Post #: 141
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 4:40:20 PM
    ok, i'm a republican, hate me now. george bush is nothing compared those senseless faggots that create a fad out of religion. but then again, is bush worth mentioning at all? of course i agree with you that his public pressence makes him look like the moron that he is, but if he wasn't present in iraq then those damn terrorists would be here. so shut your fucking mouth about bush unless you want terrorists hanging you by your asshole on a freakin' stick.
    hagbard celine LEARN TO SPELL!! () Post #: 142
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 4:45:31 PM
    It is obvious that a great number of you did poorly in school, mostly elementary where you actually learn most of the words you guys post in your comments, absolutely pathetic!! Before sending your message, how about a spell check to prevent you guys from looking like a band of Alabama younger sister raping,goat fucking,redneck halfwits so that people who at least passed 3rd grade english won't feel so superior to you. ESPECIALLY YOU, ROMAN SHMULEVICH!!!! God you're an idiot!!!!
    john green Michael Moore? what about our monkey of a president () Post #: 143
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 4:48:24 PM
    hey man michael moore SHOULD NOT hav been on that list hes freakin tryin 2 sho the american people who r so fuckin brainwashed by the media wut the American government is really doing dont get me wron gi love this this country its just the government that ruining it and the guy doesnt lie he tells the ruth about everything he backs it up with evidence he has proof from videos 2 documeants u need 2 get ur facts right man and ur probably one of those guyz who say "Yea dude Bush kicks ass!!!" well Bush can suck a dick he should have been number one on that list can anyone plz tell me 1 fuckin thing that this asshole of a monkey did right?? 1 THING!!! i dont think so...look man u had a good page but just cause u have your own opinions doesnt mean that its right
    Chapman Hosier wtf () Post #: 144
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 4:56:12 PM
    You liberals are fucking idiots. Iraquis are not innocent, they have killed thousands of our people over time. George Bush is the first president to do things correctly in many years. He just needs one more thing:nukes. If Bush used nukes to destroy everything in site, there would be no more war.

    KILL ALL ARABS.
    MICHAEL MOORE IS A DEUCHEBAG.
    john green wtf? () Post #: 145
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 4:57:07 PM
    ey who the fuck is this HAGBARD bitch!!?? we're not tryin 2 fuckin write a essay u dumb ho suck a dick stop criticizing ppl u dumb fuck ur suppose 2 post a comment about the question if u wer so fuckin smart u wudda knew dat u dumb bitch n im only doin dis 2 tell ur dumass ofs so plz do us all a favor n go teabaggin u gotta problem with the writing style??? 2 fuckin bad....FUCK YOU
    john green omfg () Post #: 146
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 5:00:06 PM
    what the fuck chapman ho u racist fuck u smartass saddam killed peepl not da iraqis u dumass wtf r u huh? im a fuckin muslim n im proud jus lik evry1 else here is proud of there religion or race or w/e y do u wanna start shit?
    Ryan Bumper sticker politicians () Post #: 147
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 5:00:38 PM
    People who convey their distaste for political figures with stupid catch phrases on the back of their toyota prius. Ex. "Another heathen Bush"

    Seriously, every president we've had has been a piece of shit somehow or way, but heathen? Every time I see that one I picture G. Bush running around with a wooden club hitting cavewomen over the head and dragging them away.

    Here's a good forum for the political views, that way when I get ass-ended he'll know my political views cost $1.29 at the quick chek. assholes
    Raushanah HUH?? () Post #: 148
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 5:09:33 PM
    I see you have NIGGA in your vocabulary so I would like to know R U white?
    Raushanah huh () Post #: 149
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 5:10:43 PM
    That comment is for the person who wrote this article.
    hagbard celine Love You 2!!!! () Post #: 150
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    Posted: 7/20/2005 5:11:34 PM
    Thanks, Mr. Green. You're an idiot.

    For the list, how about:

    The owners of the NFL for still having the audacity to use a song written and performed by a known pedophile (Gary Glitter), at every game.

    The CEO of Starbuck's for using the same child lusting waddle jerker's song in their new T.V. ads.
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