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Ben Lambert

Writer Rnk.: 11	Avg. Rating: 4.09	Total Pieces: 33
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Member Since: 11/17/2005

Ben Lambert is a writer from Illinois. He enjoys short walks on the beach because of a painful heel spur.

Recent Articles By Ben Lambert

	Profiles in Commenting Posted: 1/4/07
	Rating: 4.22 Viewed: 12719 Emailed: 4 Comments: 91

	Folksiness Sinks Wal-Mart Posted: 9/20/06
	Rating: 4.10 Viewed: 2034 Emailed: 2 Comments: 3

	Tonguing the Post Office Posted: 5/12/06
	Rating: 3.62 Viewed: 1763 Emailed: 1 Comments: 6

	My Virginity Is On eBay Posted: 5/4/06
	Rating: 3.88 Viewed: 15682 Emailed: 9 Comments: 397

	A Lifetime of Vagina Posted: 4/26/06
	Rating: 4.02 Viewed: 4287 Emailed: 23 Comments: 58

	I Fucking Hate Animals Posted: 3/7/06
	Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 4739 Emailed: 51 Comments: 29

	Man's Number Still Listed As Teen Line Posted: 3/1/06
	Rating: 3.66 Viewed: 1706 Emailed: 1 Comments: 2

	Theater To Install Candy Detectors Posted: 2/17/06
	Rating: 3.46 Viewed: 3728 Emailed: 11 Comments: 28

	Local Wife Beater Shuns 'Wifebeater' Posted: 2/7/06
	Rating: 3.97 Viewed: 2442 Emailed: 21 Comments: 12

	Sisqo Desperate To See Thong Posted: 1/25/06
	Rating: 3.71 Viewed: 2916 Emailed: 6 Comments: 6

	This Job Market Stinks Posted: 1/13/06
	Rating: 3.98 Viewed: 3721 Emailed: 16 Comments: 40

	I Can't Believe We're Common Law Married Posted: 12/20/05
	Rating: 3.65 Viewed: 5727 Emailed: 30 Comments: 81

	Are you using the Right Handshake? Posted: 12/13/05
	Rating: 3.75 Viewed: 4952 Emailed: 3 Comments: 44

	Record Store Clerk Loves Top 40 Posted: 12/9/05
	Rating: 3.96 Viewed: 2861 Emailed: 3 Comments: 21

	Gay Porn Studio Rushes Out Parody Film Posted: 11/22/05
	Rating: 4.46 Viewed: 4275 Emailed: 21 Comments: 41

	Man Gives Left Nut For Stereo Posted: 10/20/05
	Rating: 4.20 Viewed: 2034 Emailed: 16 Comments: 8

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