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Posted: 2/15/2006 8:32:17 AM by ERIC

"Let's eat the baby first!"

or () Post #: 2
Posted: 2/15/2006 8:37:39 AM by deuce

"the chlorine tablets you put in the dog's bowl seemed to shut the little fuckers up"

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Posted: 2/15/2006 9:20:10 AM by K.W.

"That must've been one hell of a foursome."

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Posted: 2/15/2006 9:39:52 AM by Rob Sanford

"Okay, now push them closer together and call Dick Cheney."

Or. ... . . () Post #: 5
Posted: 2/15/2006 11:24:52 AM by Christine



" Ooh! Let play 'Load in the Face' again. Its only natural that we start with the retriever"


good job to everyone on this.

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Posted: 2/15/2006 11:51:50 AM by Tom A

Isn't it great that he's old enough for peanut butter now, too?

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Posted: 2/15/2006 2:39:18 PM by Joe Kickass

Let's stuff his PJs with dog treats and biscuits, wake up the pets and see what happens.

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Posted: 2/15/2006 3:24:55 PM by Max

Well, that explains the missing pot brownies.

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Posted: 2/15/2006 3:27:53 PM by Christine

"I know we are finanacially unstable right now, but carbon monoxide? really???

What the hell... () Post #: 10
Posted: 2/15/2006 4:42:09 PM by YoungEinstien

This is the dumbest comic since the Space Jam one... Nice work, dickhead.

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