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Meet the Denny's Waitress or the Scary Drifter of your Dreams
I’ve been happily using Yahoo mail for several years and, for a long time now, I have been a bit perplexed whenever I sign in to check my mail. I am always greeted by a slew of odd and bizarre photos. I assume that Yahoo is attempting to be as generic in using these photos to have a broader appeal, but some of these photos are just strange to me. And now I will commence with making fun of them in a very cheap and thoughtless fashion.
(Note: None of the photos or Banners have been altered. These are how they appear on the yahoo mail sign in page)
You remember your old flame, the one that used to love to go antiquing while chewing gobs of tobacco.
Even Ziggy Marley can’t take his lyrics seriously.
Everyone thought it was hilarious to force feed Melissa. Mostly because she was anorexic.... She died at her own hand 2 days later.
“One folder vs. Many” debate aside, Billy Zane looks like Hell these days.
“OH so THIS is the guy I got VD from in Puerto Vallarta"
Though the boy is smiling he’s watching his father take a picture whilst being crushed by a Chinese tank.
Before stomping the child to death, Josh and the gang would tease them for a while.
Yes… Your mail will follow you. And so will Kid Rock. He needs the money “You’re on Vacation with Kid Rock… Five dollars a photo.. Ok 3?”
Do more and we promise Lindsay Lohan will jump on your back. Even if you are a dork wearing "V" glasses.
Find that old flame? You know that fiery foreigner who stole your heart when he lashed out at the church carnival in the bingo tent.
Stephanie here proves that Oral yeast infections can be fun.
Sure, share to your hearts content. Then, maybe later, you go out and buy a car. You’re 27 for Christ’s sake. Get a Job Jericho!
And if you can’t make friends, punch them like Dennis Rodman in a Bikini.
For starters, you can DO your 8 year old Nephew. Hee Hee
This looks like “Cute Fun” until you find out she is squirting bleach into the eyes of a homeless veteran.
Definitely really amusing, but the comments seem to be accidentally offset about halfway through...
roz
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Posted: 7/7/2006 8:56:29 AM
that was hilarious.....good job
art
lolol
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Posted: 7/7/2006 9:07:22 AM
i did this once to every single picture in a psych class book, im sure everyone who bought the used book had a great laugh at my witty comments..llol funny, have the phatphree folks do more like this or a contest where we judge as to who comes up with the best inserts or captions...yey
Tom A
Excellent
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Posted: 7/7/2006 9:15:54 AM
I may have to switch to yahoo just to get these pics. Some of the pics getting cut off seems to have taken something away from this, but it was still excellent. Sticking with my usual Category 1 and Category 4 comment, then:
First Pic Caption: "Huh? Maybe? What do you say? I'll use some K-Y..."
Second Pic: "I'm so trashy this fuckin' thing almost doesn't look tacky by comparison."
Third: "Not Pictured: Picture"
Pics 4 through 7: [Yours are too good - wouldn't think of messing with them (at least not for now). "crushed by a tank" = spit-take]
Pic 8: Todd and Rod finally got the gals to join in the Circle Jerk.
Pic 9: "God, I'm just so damn irrelevant."
Let's leave the rest alone, too - especially that Rodman left-cross one. Fabulous.
Jason Mathews
Great
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Posted: 7/7/2006 9:20:20 AM
Great Concept, and really funny.
antony
you must capture the caption
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Posted: 7/7/2006 11:55:52 AM
pic 1 - "well thats ok honey, i got herpes of the ass- so we don't have to worry about a pregnancy ruining the golden years" pic 2 - "you'd think Jay Leno took better care of his bastard daughter, but fuck no! this isn't even porcelain!" pic 3 - "Don't scream bitch! Aunt Judy will take the thermometer out when it's TIME!" pic 8 - "So you see Rodney, just to prove we aren't racist, we brought your wife and some of the office girls along this time." pic 10 - When the yellow horde attacks! pic 11 - "DAMN IT Janice! You are on display! Mouth open, legs apart, and right fucking now, or so help me, I am gonna fuckstart your head!" pic 12 - "MMMMMM...taste like under-cooked baby!" pic 15 - "Ha ha! I think he just tasted the pee!" pic 16 - Looks fun until she realizes that guy behind her is a convict from Florida... land of child rape and alligator attacks...
Andrew
"V" sunglasses
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Posted: 7/7/2006 12:29:42 PM
I love it. I've also been wondering where Yahoo got these photos and why they choose these specific ones.
DLamp
Notice my email
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Posted: 7/7/2006 2:29:26 PM
So you know I have seen these before too.
That Jericho line nearly killed me. And I'm harder to kill than Steve Seagal!
That Kid Rock photo is priceless.
Daddy
Eh?
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Posted: 7/7/2006 4:27:28 PM
Although the pics are strange and generally nonsensical, I just don't find the humor in the quips here. The caption for the first pic was pretty funny though.
goatlover
Billy Zane...great!!
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Posted: 7/7/2006 4:34:04 PM
Pic 1: “thank god she got thiese tig ol’ bitties cuz, believe me, that old swamp box stinks something dreadful”
Pic 2: “Daawwahunha, it’s a piggy”
Pic 4: “Shut the fuck up and eat it. You’re gonna need your energy…”
Pic 7: Dear Kim, I only hope young Alan tastes as good as he looks. The $10, 000 is in your account.
Pic 8: “haha, we weren’t ACTUALLY jerking off on the biscuit, you faggot!”
Pic 12: “I know you hate doctors, but I just don’t think spunk is supposed to be bloody”
Pic 15: “I hope you can munch box better than your old man”
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