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Samie is a fifteen-year old homebody from London who enjoys giving Photoshop tutorials, tone-deaf dance-singing, and dressing her cat up in Santa Claus outfits. She's also the new love of my life. Since she's a YouTube blogger, I decided to bring a camera along for our date. Thank God I did! You have to see the magic with your own eyes to believe it! Sure, we have a few awkward first date moments as I try to impress her, but it all worked out amazingly in the end. I won't tell you much more except that the date was at her place because her mom wouldn't let me take her anywhere.




For more about Samie, check out her MySpace page.

And for more of her music, check out her MySpace music page.
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I would send this to my all myfriends, but none would get it. I am scared at how much time must have gone in to making this video.
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That was awesome, and my lazy ass didn't have to read it!

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