Every other Wednesday, Ryan McKee will imagine what it might be like to date your friends. You submit your friend's MySpace page, and he will date them. Maybe even for real.
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Through the last six months, I've gone out on a lot of fake dates with real people. Now I reveal my real girlfriend, the love of my life, in this very special video.
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12/7/2006
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TPP Island, NY
Posted: 6/6/2007 11:11:12 AM
I like things you don't have to think about, and this was as no brain as they get. And now to make sure i get +'s for this I submit the following: Fuck Shit Cunt Mexican titty fucking slut humper Glue
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2/21/2007
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Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 6/6/2007 12:57:08 PM
When I saw the title, I figured McKee would be iDating Christine. I can't view the video while I'm at work, so I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or not yet, but I can't wait for that iDate.
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12/7/2006
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Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 6/6/2007 1:12:35 PM
What makes you think ryan would ever go out with me? There are lot more freaky bitches out there in comparison.
Namely, Hillary. I didn't get to watch it yet either cause my computer has no sound. but I am sure its hilarious.
Also, not to suck any dick or anything, but you guys should check Ryan's myspace page. his stand up is pretty funny. and he does this skit about pizza that had me crying...in a good way.
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12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 6/6/2007 2:53:02 PM
A girl says, “not to suck dick or anything” I just put my finger on their lips and go, “shhhh”. Then I slowly unzip my pants and start pulling out singles until she gets the point or I get slapped. It’s about $3 for the slap, and $13.50 plus tip for the handjob.
I appreciate that you're not forcing me to read much anymore. That's awesome, because I read way too fucking much. It's almost enough to make me relate to Dubya's highly touted stance against reading anything, ever.
In other news, Ryan told me he won't date Chrissie, cuz it took him way too long to get over the clap last time.
measurements posted on the wall of the mens bathroom in Kelly Ann's on Spring Garden. And by the way, the wall also mentioned that 1) she had scabies, and 2) its gang-up-on-Christine Day.
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