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Don't FCUK with me, bitch!
What’s up? You got a problem? No? Then what the fuck are you looking at, huh? You want some? I will fucking end you.
Bring it then. Come on, step up asshole. I’m gonna wax the floor with your ass.
Take a shot, I dare you. Come on, do it. Pussy. You don’t have the balls.
You gonna run? Run to momma? Fucking faggot. I knew you wouldn’t fight.
What about you? You there, by the tree. You want some? Get over here.
Something funny assbag? No? Well then why the fuck were you laughing? Are you laughing at me? What the fuck are you laughing at! Nothing? Yeah, that’s what I thought you fucking douche.
Any of you other asspumpers have something to say? I dare you, any of you – one word. Say it. Fucking say it!
I know there’s at least one of you man enough to take me on. Who’s it gonna be? Anyone? Step up to the plate and get served.
Wait, not you. No, I didn’t mean you. Where did you come from anyway? I didn’t see you standing there.
Now wait a minute, we can settle this like adults. We all know violence doesn’t solve anything. There’s no need to – what the hell is that! There, behind you! Look!
Oh, you know that trick already huh? You know that if you turned around I was going to sucker punch you in the jaw? I guess you’ve been around the block a few times, eh?
Well, let’s see, where does that leave us then? How about this, I go my way and you go yours and we pretend none of this ever happened? Sound good? No? Then what do you suggest?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, I see… I was thinking something a little less, how should I say, bone-crushing. You know, a slap on the wrist of sorts. Misunderstandings like this happen all the time. I’ll learn from it, I swear.
No-no, please, not the face. I need this face. Please, I beg you. Hit the kidneys, the liver, rip my fucking heart out but don’t hit the face. Oh God no. Why? What did I do to deserve this?
What, those things I said earlier? Those weren’t directed at you. Oh, you thought I meant you? No way, I would never say anything like that to you. I like you. You’re a cool guy.
So it’s settled then? Boy, that was close. Good thing we got that straight. Alright, so I’ll see you later. Yeah, take it easy man. Later.
Actually Gace, the only thing dumb about this article was your comment
Carly
huh??
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Posted: 4/7/2005 2:01:58 PM
Whats wroung with you Gabe, any story using the words "ASSBAG" Is a winner in my book.
Christ
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Posted: 4/7/2005 3:36:31 PM
It's not dumb or funny. It's just a bunch of words.
fistface
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Posted: 4/7/2005 3:37:00 PM
This is just like that striped shirt article. I like the fat people :)
Christ
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Posted: 4/7/2005 3:37:22 PM
Oh my god!!! I get it!!!! You see? Half way down the story the "tough guy" turns into a wimp! ha ha ha ha. OK, still not funny.
matt
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Posted: 4/7/2005 3:48:36 PM
Christ, you were this guy weren't you?
dave
PAY NO MIND TO CHRIST
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Posted: 4/7/2005 4:10:11 PM
Christ is the resident message board hater on this site. He just like to go from article to article and poop on things. Just hit him with a rolled up newspaper and go about your business.
It makes you wonder why a guy who doesn't like the articles keeps coming back and commenting. My theory is that he has a secret man-crush on The Phat Phree writers...
J B
Hmmmm
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Posted: 4/7/2005 4:34:18 PM
By comparing the look of the guy in the Picture and the words written... its probably an account of an episode with the mirror.......there there scotty.....there there.
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Posted: 4/7/2005 5:08:10 PM
Hey the story was not so good but the comments still make me laugh.
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