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Posted: 10/1/2007 6:10:28 AM by Belding

P.J. said that when he fucks the airhole, it blows on his balls.

Or...... () Post #: 2
Posted: 10/1/2007 9:50:09 AM by Stiggs

"Face it Peej: Juan Pedro's gone for the next 10 to 25. It's time to move on."

or () Post #: 3
Posted: 10/1/2007 10:08:31 AM by vertigo

"But dad wants you to play a real sport!"

orrrr () Post #: 4
Posted: 10/1/2007 1:16:05 PM by Christine

"and you heard mom say this helps doggie style?"

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Posted: 10/1/2007 6:24:35 PM by Arrogant Bastahhd

"alright, maybe if you lay on it to hold it still I can get my mouth around it."

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Posted: 10/2/2007 4:10:13 PM by Tom A

"Fuckin' homo."

How about () Post #: 7
Posted: 10/2/2007 6:23:05 PM by Dangerface

I didn't know you were Italian, P.J. Can you stop dry humping the soccer ball now?

Starting Young () Post #: 8
Posted: 10/3/2007 3:35:14 PM by Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side

Practice, practice and more practice. You'll be the Tiger Woods of Roll'n Fat Chicks fo' sho'!

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