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Michael Hagges

Writer Rnk.: 15	Avg. Rating: 3.72	Total Pieces: 113
User Rnk.: 132	User Pts.: 439	Comments: 56
Member Since: 10/21/2005

Mike is...

...an improvisational performer with the troupe Something Dada

...approximately 6' tall

...an actor who's been in "Sex AKA Wieners and Boobs" and "Michael Stanley Superstar"

...annoyingly fond of whistling in public places

...planning to, some day, purchase a bumper sticker making machine and print up different random bumper stickers every day of the week

Recent Articles By Michael Hagges

	Vermont Voting for Homer Simps Posted: 3/4/08
	Rating: 3.45 Viewed: 6025 Emailed: 0 Comments: 9

	CORRECTION:Other Team Beat Yan Posted: 10/12/07
	Rating: 3.74 Viewed: 18449 Emailed: 10 Comments: 142

	Jerseys - What Not To Wear Posted: 7/17/07
	Rating: 3.63 Viewed: 25429 Emailed: 7 Comments: 108

	My Fantasy Porn Draft Posted: 6/18/07
	Rating: 3.02 Viewed: 17102 Emailed: 4 Comments: 132

	We Date Raped Iraq Posted: 5/11/07
	Rating: 3.83 Viewed: 5614 Emailed: 5 Comments: 22

	Edwards To Choose VP Based on Wife Posted: 3/28/07
	Rating: 3.37 Viewed: 5682 Emailed: 4 Comments: 10

	2007 Sweet 16 Annoying White Guy Team Posted: 3/22/07
	Rating: 3.38 Viewed: 20928 Emailed: 5 Comments: 81

	I'm a Free-Thinker Posted: 3/21/07
	Rating: 3.17 Viewed: 16497 Emailed: 0 Comments: 165

	So There I Was - Bob Barker Posted: 3/13/07
	Rating: 3.57 Viewed: 6426 Emailed: 1 Comments: 19

	Denmark Gets the Bomb, World Shrugs Posted: 3/1/07
	Rating: 3.74 Viewed: 11942 Emailed: 11 Comments: 80

	OK, It's Not Our Kid Posted: 1/29/07
	Rating: 3.24 Viewed: 4641 Emailed: 5 Comments: 8

	So There I Was - Linds, Brit, and Paris Posted: 1/10/07
	Rating: 3.11 Viewed: 10197 Emailed: 4 Comments: 59

	Holiday Mall Games Posted: 12/21/06
	Rating: 3.63 Viewed: 6631 Emailed: 8 Comments: 13

	Deep-Fried Delight Posted: 12/4/06
	Rating: 3.19 Viewed: 4623 Emailed: 8 Comments: 11

	Stop It, I'm Dead! Posted: 11/13/06
	Rating: 3.98 Viewed: 2893 Emailed: 2 Comments: 7

	The Wit and Wisdom of Randy's Dad Posted: 11/3/06
	Rating: 3.96 Viewed: 4243 Emailed: 13 Comments: 33

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