Hey, hows it going? Great party huh? So where you from?
I guess It really doesnt matter since about eight months from now Ill probably cringe everytime its brought up in conversation with someone else. But just for shits and giggles, where are you from anyway? Better yet, what do you do for living? This stuff will be good to know because Im going to hate you and everything about you in about eight months. So lets keep up with this mindless conversation that will eventually lead to us having sex later back at my place. I know we dont see it yet, but this will be the biggest mistake in my life. So can I get you another drink?
How many brothers and sisters do you have? How old is your mom? Where does your Dad work again? What was your longest relationship you ever had? Come on, rapid fire, start answering all these questions because we need to build that spark, and force a chemistry that we will be pretending to have in order for us to justify banging the shit out of each other in about two hours. Seriously though, I think youre simply fascinating because you played volleyball in high school, I really do!
Lets take a picture together! Come on, this will be the perfect thing to rip-up in eight months when Im cursing your name at the top of my lungs. CHEESE!
That was fun! Were having so much fun getting to know each other, so are you ready to head back to my place to fuck the shit out of each other, I mean, make love? Lets hurry, because we only have eight months to go until this is all just a horrible memory that Ill want to erase from mind forever. Come on, lets go!
Does that Tiffany's Diamond Necklace come in Noose?
Wow! Sex was great! I cant believe how much we connect as people. I can talk to you all night, so lets do a little pillow talk. Tell me about your family again, because Im looking forward to coming into their lives, and getting to know them, only to have your father to say, Stay the fuck away from my daughter later on down the road. Thats going to be awesome!
What else can we do? Oh yeah, do you want to go ahead and cheat on me now or do you want to wait eight months until I really start developing feelings for you? Better wait. It'll make it all the more difficult and painful if for me that way. But Im giving you the option to do it now, so we can get it out of the wayYoull just wait to do later? thats cool! Well in that case, lets start falling for each other right now. I cant wait until I have those thoughts about wanting to kill you! Weee!
So how many kids do you want? It really doesnt matter because well never have them together. Just tell me more about yourself because I want to pretend youre my soul-mate some more. Keep on talking about yourself because Im completely brainwashed right now because you gave it up to me on the first date like the little slut that you are, and will continue to be behind my back.
Could she have some rat-poisoning with her Sushi?
Guess what? I got a secret for you. When you were throat deep on my hog for 45min, I was just thinking about how I was going to spend close to $8000 of my hard-earned money on you in the months to come. Seriously! Im going to take you out to a bunch of fancy dinners, numerous movies, surprise you with flowers. It wont stop there because Im going to also buy you expensive clothes, and spoil you with jewelry, only to look back in eight months on the $8000 I pissed away in the wind, while you and that dirty little man-pleaser of yours is washing another mans unit clean. How perfect is this going to be?
Well, I better be getting you home. I dont want to keep you out too late. We've got a lot of agony and heartbreak ahead of us to get to, so I want to get a good night's rest because I wont have one for awhile after this.
So, great! It was so nice meeting you, and Ill call you tomorrow to spend money on you and have sex with you again. Oh yeah, thanks for ruining my life you filthy whore!
I like, so totally...DISAGREE. Posted: 3/20/2006by: Danie Honestly, that post posted by Jennifer [and "Elisha" agreeing with her] was such bullshit. You, my fellow female, incompass everything that's wrong with the female gender in one bubble of sluttiness. You know how girls always bitch about how they can never find a nice guy that will treat them right, be faithful, and just generally be A NORMAL HUMAN BEING?
Ooohhh, that's right ... it's because the Jennifers of the world already fucked them over and swiftly turned the "nice guy" into the "bitter guy". Thanks a lot, whore. Now the rest of us have the spend the 10 months coaxing some sort of emotion or vulnerability out of our (now) asshole boyfriends. Way to go, SISTER.
Just remember -- when you're riding the shit out of some guy you dragged home from a smoky bar at 3am while your fucking cell phone keeps beeping with concerned text messages from your soon-to-be bitter boyfriend....the "asshole" really SHOULD have bought you that goddamn jewerly/skirt/[insert material object of substantial value].
God.
best Posted: 2/1/2006by: PB This is the best article I have read on this site, including the striped shirt. love it. pus Posted: 1/26/2006by: THe Weezle wow not 8 whole months, fuckin crybaby I'm with Jenn Posted: 1/17/2006by: Elisha Damn Jennifer, you said it! Now thats what Im talking about! jennifer Posted: 1/12/2006by: jennifer Funny how you chose to call her a whore after sleeping with you on the first night...I would consider her more of a business woman than simply a whore. If you think of it...she dished out maybe what...20 minutes of the goodies (most likely in a drunken haze) then in return got $8000 worth of goods( tax free might I had.) She is one clever bitch. Most likely the follow up sex sessions were out of pity. Let me let you in on a little secret, I have never cheated on a man because..."he didn't spend enough on me" or that "he didn't talk to me as much as he use to". You obviously didn't stimulate her in the way she wanted be it sexual or otherwise. So my advice to you is to move on...and this time be more of an asshole...don't try to be showy by buying tons of shit that ends up in a garage sale or flea market a few years down the road. Men that are too nice and too giving will ALWAYS get shafted trust me I am a little bitch too. Rock her world in the bedroom and she'd marry you if you lived in a tent! Girls cheat Posted: 11/8/2005by: i know nothing I dont understand relationships anyway. Do people actually think that the human race is actually civilized enough to hold true in a relationship. I think it is engrained in our very existence to destroy all that is good around us. Even if we give our lives to a cause we end up fucking up everything else in our lives. I wish aliens would fucking come wipe all of us off the Earth and hopefully be smarter and more capable than ourselves. CARING doesnt exist anymore PRAVDA Posted: 11/1/2005by: OXOTHNK Chad, I hate to break it to you, but this is only as dramatic as you've made it out to be. My advice to you is, don't roll over and die. You have great energy, and you should focus it on a woman who you won't have to spend ridiculous amounts of money courting. Any woman that needs to have that much money thrown at them is most certainly a whore.
And listen, maybe it was me that boned this woman of yours. I've been cheated on, and I have cheated - all's fair in love and war? Look at the word FAITH, it's used only by high-horsed religious punks and blind visionaries. You look about 30 or over in that picture, but you seem to be holding onto the guidelines of love that most little girls develop at age 11. I'm sorry to have to say this to you, but life is not reasonable or fair - and nowhere in the world is that more apparent than in a man's reaction to a woman.
So, don't let this get you down. You have too much "gusto" to just keel over and call it quits. Suck it up, because you have talents that should not go to waste. Focus your energies on positive ends, and they will find you. And never pay that much for the company of a woman ever again - if you want to feel like you're with a woman, and not a whore. Another Faithful Girl Posted: 9/14/2005by: A um, I give it up on the first night/date. And I don't cheat. I think "A Faithful Girl" is a total prude, who wants to date that?
Anyway, this was funny. Good job. A Faithful Girl Posted: 9/11/2005by: We're Not All Whores!!!!!!!!!!! It's a shame that this girl did that to you, it's usually the other way around!!! She must have MAJOR issues!! I've had this happen to me so many times that I tell the guy BEFORE we go on a date that I am an old-fashioned girl & won't have sex right away. That reduces the number of dates I go out on, but it also keeps my heart protected from users.
I understand your pain, I've NEVER cheated on ANY guy I've been with & it hurts to get attached to someone & then have them trample your feelings underfoot!
Maybe next time you should try to meet someone somewhere other than a club or bar, someplace that nice girls go. Also, if a girl will sleep with you the first night she meets you, that may seem great to you & you guy friends, but it usually means that she has self-esteem issues & will spread herself around to try to get validation or love from as many people as she can.
Try developing a real relationship by not expecting a girl to "put out" right away & getting to know each other first. Show some respect for yourself & the girl by waiting a few dates to have sex, if you really care about each other, it will mean more when it finally does happen.......
Take care of yourself & I hope you find a nice girl who will love you & stay with you for who you are, not for how much money you spend or how many gifts you give her!!
Hugs, J.P. :o) Aww... Posted: 9/1/2005by: Sarah That's really too bad because you're super hot.....
