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Eli Brackenbury

Writer Rnk.: 103	Avg. Rating: 3.52	Total Pieces: 6
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Member Since: 8/14/2006

Just here to entertain as best I can. I hope you like what you read. If not, then tough shit.

Recent Articles By Eli Brackenbury

	To The Makers of Cialis Posted: 11/6/08
	Rating: 3.25 Viewed: 15475 Emailed: 25 Comments: 2

	My Date with a Walrus Posted: 6/5/07
	Rating: 3.18 Viewed: 3920 Emailed: 0 Comments: 10

	Fuck Your Petition Posted: 5/15/07
	Rating: 3.22 Viewed: 4618 Emailed: 0 Comments: 12

	My Black and Decker Love Posted: 9/6/06
	Rating: 4.04 Viewed: 1717 Emailed: 4 Comments: 6

	Just Bleed and Shut Up Already Posted: 9/1/06
	Rating: 3.61 Viewed: 2812 Emailed: 11 Comments: 30

	Give Me Back My Rib Posted: 8/16/06
	Rating: 3.75 Viewed: 1503 Emailed: 3 Comments: 8

More Articles By Eli Brackenbury >>

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