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Jack Ruby

Writer Rnk.: 88	Avg. Rating: 3.73	Total Pieces: 10
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Member Since: 4/8/2007

After getting his start with an apprenticeship under Thomas Kinkade, the Painter of Light, Jack now makes custom bird baths in the Inland Empire area. His reputation precedes him...

"Stellar bird-bathery is what we've come to expect from Jack. The pigeons in our neighborhood are finally clean enough to eat."
-Chuck Chisolm
Rialto, CA

"I like to pee in mine!"
-Eddie Buntz
Fontana, CA

Recent Articles By Jack Ruby

	Abused Phamily Circus: Yayo Posted: 9/4/07
	Rating: 2.65 Viewed: 4480 Emailed: 0 Comments: 14

	Ex NY'er Finally Shuts Up About Pizza Posted: 8/31/07
	Rating: 3.88 Viewed: 5145 Emailed: 13 Comments: 43

	Heaven or Cell: A Dilemma Posted: 8/10/07
	Rating: 3.69 Viewed: 4909 Emailed: 4 Comments: 43

	An Interview with Michael Vick's Dog Posted: 7/19/07
	Rating: 4.03 Viewed: 9176 Emailed: 22 Comments: 83

	Mini-Marts of the Central Valley Posted: 7/13/07
	Rating: 3.97 Viewed: 3210 Emailed: 5 Comments: 11

	Abused Phamily Circus: Photo Album Posted: 7/2/07
	Rating: 3.59 Viewed: 5252 Emailed: 2 Comments: 15

	'Entourage' Basis for Family Trip Posted: 6/18/07
	Rating: 2.88 Viewed: 4406 Emailed: 2 Comments: 27

	'New' Activites for Lazy People Posted: 6/6/07
	Rating: 3.92 Viewed: 8060 Emailed: 5 Comments: 111

	Vegas Trip Fails to Crack PG-13 Level Posted: 6/4/07
	Rating: 3.94 Viewed: 5178 Emailed: 12 Comments: 6

	You Don't Even KNOW. Posted: 5/22/07
	Rating: 3.51 Viewed: 4417 Emailed: 2 Comments: 11

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