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1) An Interview with Michael Vick's Dog
by: Jack Ruby Posted: 7/19/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.03 Viewed: 9,176 Emailed: 22 Comments: 83
...Michael Vick has been described as a lot of things. Great athlete, outstanding quarterback, herpes infested. But now his good name is being tarnished in a nasty dog fighting scandal that makes Pacman Jones look like Mother Teresa. One of the pit bulls from the Vick property, "Fang" has been kind eno......
2) Mini-Marts of the Central Valley
by: Jack Ruby Posted: 7/13/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.97 Viewed: 3,210 Emailed: 5 Comments: 11
...The drive from Southern to Northern California on the I-5 can be a long, arduous one. Punctuated only by the occasional masturbation break and periodically swerving to avoid missing small animals on the road. Should you find yourself traversing this lonely path, there are small beacons of hope along......
3) Vegas Trip Fails to Crack PG-13 Level
by: Jack Ruby Posted: 6/4/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.94 Viewed: 5,178 Emailed: 12 Comments: 6
...CARSON, CA (TPP)--Returning to work after a long anticipated "crazy ass weekend in Vegas," Pinkberry branch manager Nelson Hodge was disappointed not have gone beyond even a PG-13 level of hell raising. "I don't know. We didn't cut loose like we usually do," Hodge said over a morning cup of coffee. ......
4) 'New' Activites for Lazy People
by: Jack Ruby Posted: 6/6/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.92 Viewed: 8,060 Emailed: 5 Comments: 111
...There is a disturbing trend in this country of taking previously ridiculed activites only performed by the mentally handicapped or elderly and attempting to turn them into respectable, healthy, exciting hobbies. Step one of this image makeover is to make it sound more active by renaming it with an e......
5) Ex NY'er Finally Shuts Up About Pizza
by: Jack Ruby Posted: 8/31/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.88 Viewed: 5,143 Emailed: 13 Comments: 43
...LOS ANGELES, CA (TPP) -- In a move previously thought impossible, native New Yorker / California transplant Ronnie Caifa has finally managed to shut the fuck up about the "shitty excuse for pizza they have in California" after discovering a reasonable facsimile of New York pie at a local restaurant,......
6) Heaven or Cell: A Dilemma
by: Jack Ruby Posted: 8/10/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.69 Viewed: 4,908 Emailed: 4 Comments: 43
...The cell phone, could it be the most torturous invention in history? Possibly. I'd put it somewhere between a cattle prod and an iron maiden. Cell phones are the bane of my existence. I'm not alone, hence the countless jokes and stories about the asshole on his phone in the movie theater, the asshol......
7) Abused Phamily Circus: Photo Album
by: Jack Ruby Posted: 7/2/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.59 Viewed: 5,252 Emailed: 2 Comments: 15
8) You Don't Even KNOW.
by: Jack Ruby Posted: 5/22/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.51 Viewed: 4,417 Emailed: 2 Comments: 11
...Hey dude, what are you listening to? You like Green Day? I saw those guys so long ago, hella years ago, for free. Up in Berkeley. Free show, no cover. They were that small then. My friend's older brother drove us there. They loaded all their own gear back then. Dude, I helped Billy Joe get an amp ou......
9) 'Entourage' Basis for Family Trip
by: Jack Ruby Posted: 6/18/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 2.88 Viewed: 4,404 Emailed: 2 Comments: 27
...SHERIDAN, WYOMING- After several months of intense planning / nagging, the Swanson family of Sheridan, Wyoming, will embark Monday on their two week vacation to Southern California, planned almost entirely around visiting the various locations they've seen featured on HBO's "Entourage.""We're gonna ......
10) Abused Phamily Circus: Yayo
by: Jack Ruby Posted: 9/4/07 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 2.65 Viewed: 4,479 Emailed: 0 Comments: 14

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