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Warren Patton

Writer Rnk.: 92	Avg. Rating: 3.77	Total Pieces: 9
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Member Since: 8/15/2006

Recent Articles By Warren Patton

	Eli Claims Turds Weren't His Posted: 11/30/07
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	Josh Hancock Family v. The World Posted: 5/29/07
	Rating: 3.70 Viewed: 7382 Emailed: 5 Comments: 11

	Douchebag Lyrics Workshop Posted: 3/8/07
	Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 11045 Emailed: 10 Comments: 56

	Weekend Action-Items Posted: 1/30/07
	Rating: 3.60 Viewed: 6997 Emailed: 8 Comments: 31

	We Won; Let's Burn Shit! Posted: 9/26/06
	Rating: 4.00 Viewed: 2740 Emailed: 9 Comments: 9

	A Wolverine vs. Your Mother in Law Posted: 9/15/06
	Rating: 3.41 Viewed: 2376 Emailed: 4 Comments: 17

	Your 2007 Florida Marlins Posted: 9/11/06
	Rating: 3.72 Viewed: 1568 Emailed: 2 Comments: 6

	Girl Says Friends Are Acquaintances Posted: 9/7/06
	Rating: 3.41 Viewed: 2886 Emailed: 1 Comments: 8

	Is your Neon a Sports Car? Posted: 8/24/06
	Rating: 4.13 Viewed: 2197 Emailed: 27 Comments: 7

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