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You searched for : "T. Owen Baffoe"
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occurring on or before 10/19/2007
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by: T. Owen Baffoe Posted: 6/27/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.46 Viewed: 7,372 Emailed: 11 Comments: 74
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...So Rod Beck died on Saturday. The public does not yet know the causes, but if you know who he was, something with the ol' ticker isn't a bad guess. I am not normally partial to feeling overly downtrodden over the death of a celebrity that I have never met like the masses who feel the need to creat......
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by: T. Owen Baffoe Posted: 5/23/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.33 Viewed: 7,246 Emailed: 3 Comments: 68
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...I got the solution for you!Introducing T. Owen Baffoe's Inebriated Moments Video Service™. I, T. Owen Baffoe, am providing this remarkable service to you, the asshole who can't hold his or her booze. "But T." you ask, "how does your service work?" First of all, call me Mr. Baffoe. Second, ......
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by: T. Owen Baffoe Posted: 7/26/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.13 Viewed: 8,693 Emailed: 10 Comments: 64
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...I was sitting on my couch watching my stories the other day when I saw a commercial advertising "Christmas In July!" This led to a domino effect of sorts with me thinking what Christmas would be like if it was actually in July (sweaters and speedos? eggnog and lemonade? surely, you jest!) Then I......
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by: T. Owen Baffoe Posted: 4/10/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 4.08 Viewed: 5,933 Emailed: 7 Comments: 51
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...I'm at the tail end of my seventh year of college, and I just found out I haven't fulfilled my psychology requirement. I'm thinking about taking this class next semester. What do you think? Here's the syllabus: Course: The History of Psychology in Relation to Scientology Instructor: Thomas Cruise M......
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by: T. Owen Baffoe Posted: 8/2/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.94 Viewed: 4,034 Emailed: 2 Comments: 13
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by: T. Owen Baffoe Posted: 6/11/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.93 Viewed: 3,345 Emailed: 8 Comments: 11
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...Living in Chicago, odds are you've noticed an unusual buzzing sound lately. Maybe you have also seen some unusual critters around. "What are these critters?" you may ask your parents. After getting five across the eyes for using the word "critters" north of the Mason-Dixon, mommy or daddy will pr......
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by: T. Owen Baffoe Posted: 8/8/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.76 Viewed: 10,439 Emailed: 14 Comments: 238
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...Dear Cuba Gooding, Jr.,Stop. Just fucking stop. I don't know what the fuck happened to you, but you went from rising star to respectable thespian to total assclown quicker than it takes most child stars to develop a coke habit. And I'm really fucking sick of seeing you. You need to go away for a......
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by: T. Owen Baffoe Posted: 6/19/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.60 Viewed: 2,796 Emailed: 0 Comments: 18
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...I arrive at LAX with nothing but a card in my hand reading "Bring nothing but this card." I was told a driver would be waiting for me. I peruse the suit-and-ties standing outside my terminal holding signs with various names on them, but mine is nowhere to be found. A teeny, tiny ball of worry beg......
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by: T. Owen Baffoe Posted: 5/1/07 Search Rank: n/a
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Rating: 3.05 Viewed: 69,386 Emailed: 14 Comments: 119
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...Every now and again it happens. You're watching a flick and it pops into your head: "Is it me or is this movie really... gay?" You hesitate to bring it up for fear of being asked, "why're you thinkin' about gay shit, dude?" So you sneak glances at your buddies looking for confused expressions, guy......
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