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Posted: 11/30/2005
Things started out innocent enough
God Im such an idiot. What was I thinking? I mean, ever since I was a kid that was rule number one- dont accept rides from strangers, especially if those strangers are a van full of misogynistic guys with a camera. When will I learn?

Let me back up a bit here. See, I was walking over to party with some friends a few weeks ago when this van rolls up next to me. These guys inside start talking to me, and at first I ignored them and kept walking, but they were really persistent. So after a minute, just to try to get them off my back, I started talking to them.

They tell me theyre in film school and that they are interviewing random people. They say that they are paying money and I was a bit low on cash at the time, so I start to listen. Then they tell me that theyll give me a ride and that we can do the interview in their van. It was here that I made my fatal error. Despite the fact that my friends only lived a half-mile down the road, I accepted their offer.

So I get in the van and they start getting all forward and creepy. They ask me about how sexually active I am and all these things about what I have and have not done in front of a camera. I got pretty uncomfortable, but every time I reacted they backed off and apologized. After a few minutes I realized we werent even heading in the direction of my friends apartment. When I pointed this out, they werent very understanding. Instead they asked me if I wanted to take my top off.

Heres the thing, when I was about eleven my stepfather took a special interest in me, if you know what I mean. Since then Ive tended to make bad decisions when it comes to men. This occasion would be no different. I obliged, one thing led to another and before I knew it I was blowing the guy sitting next to me.

He seems like a trustworthy guy
I guess I dont need to tell you what happened from there. I prefer to remember it as making love, but there is video evidence to the contrary. Either way, once the deed was done those assholes stopped the van and kicked me out of it, then drove away. I had to walk four miles back to my place. It was total bullshit.

Pretty bad, right? Well about a week and a half later things got worse. Apparently those guys run some website called bangbus.com and guess who was their latest update? Thats right, Yours Truly. Of course, I had no way of knowing this until my boyfriend calls me one night and tells me he saw me on the internet fucking in the bangbus. After calling me a whore and breaking up with me he called all my friends to tell them about it and then he even e-mailed the link to my mother.

Turns out these guys have done this to hundreds of women like me. Im told that they are all actresses but let me assure you, in my case it was real. Since then Ive been fired from my job and forced to parlay my now recognizable face into a career as a stripper just to make ends meet.

The good news is that my boyfriend and I got back together, but lately things havent been the same. Nowadays when were intimate all he does is pull my hair, cals me a hooker-slut and finish off in my face, then he leaves immediately afterwards. I guess you could say the magic is gone.

I mean, I just wish none of this had ever happened, you know? But hey, what can you do?

I never should have signed that stupid release form.

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(Comments 1-10 out of 33)

Cat, you idiot.
Posted: 7/27/2006

Cat, you fucking idiot. It's a fake article on a humor website. It was written by a DUDE for fuck's sake. You really need to learn about reality.

Abuse
Posted: 7/26/2006

That is really awful. I had heard that the women were actresses too and I find it discusting to know that they really do this to women. I have no issue with porn, in fact I enjoy it, but misleading naive girls and leaving them stranded is disgusting in my opinion. I'm sorry the girl who wrote this had to get responses like "you get what you deserve biatch". It's obvious she made a really poor choice but that doesn't mean it should be open for the public to view. Mostly, I wanna say to this girl that people will forget this (and some will never know it because they won't watch it) so she shouldn't just give in to a life of stripping and she should definitly dump her boyfriend who's never gonna let her forget. It's not too late to start over girl.

HA HA
Posted: 7/14/2006

you get what ya deserve biaotch

FUK SERBS!
Posted: 6/12/2006

FUCK SERBIAAAA !
E VIVA BANGBUS!
AHHAHAHAHAA


serbia who
Posted: 5/28/2006

serbia can suck a dick now, they are being erased. :)

Is this for real
Posted: 12/8/2005

I paraded around town for days lookin' for these girls.......................maybe if my van didn't have any windows...................................this was a well written hilarious article

the key to the bangbus
Posted: 12/4/2005

is the girls are not full-on perfect models like the ladies on the high-end "couples porn" -- they are just young, dumb and full of ...

This gives the whole thing an air of believablity, especially since it is hardly a stretch to have entry-level porno girls portraying underskilled young women willing to, on the spur of the moment, whore themselves.

Myself, though, I like their auxiliary tugjobs site because they're looking right into my eyes, adoringly...


Regardless...
Posted: 11/30/2005

Real or not I have ruined many a sock to it. The bangbus is real enough for me.

It's not a bus
Posted: 11/30/2005

It's a van, waaaay classier. And who wants to watch tastefully done porn? That's just no fun at all.

WOW
Posted: 11/30/2005

Porn is one thing, sometimes it is very tastefully done, but fucking on a bus?? Is it a big cheese bus? With the ripped seats and funky little kid smell? And do they fall all over when the bus makes a wide turn? Now that would be a show. Having them compete. Whoever can ride a guy the longest during rush hour freeway traffice wins!!!!

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