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by: The Phat Phree Staff -- Here we are again… It’s top 50 list time at the Phat Phree! So it was just Easter, and I said, “Hey, let’s give Ol’ Jesus something to rise from the dead for; let’s give him a top 50 list for the ages!”
by: Juan Turlington -- There were few things that I thought were more awesome than the Transformers back when I was a kid. I was also a Gobots fan, sort of by default, because my parents wouldn’t always buy me the more expensive robots in disguise.
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Top Rated (100 votes): Most Emailed:
1Look At My Striped Shirt!
2The NFL All Criminal Team
3Top 50 Ways to Get Fired
4Seriously, Get This Sweater Off of Me.
5You Can't Plinko For Shit You Dumb Whore
1Look At My Striped Shirt!
2Seriously, Get This Sweater Off of Me.
3The NFL All Criminal Team
4The 50 People Who Need a Vicious Beating
5Thank You Happy Hour Heroes
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Dude
Posted: 2/13/2006 by: Joe Kickass
This was fucking awesome.
crossover
Posted: 2/13/2006 by: burgh
Pervbert and Judge Parker should hunt hookers together. Awesome.
beautiful
Posted: 2/13/2006 by: Milton
the comic draught appears to be over.

BRING BACK THE JACKET!!
YES
Posted: 2/13/2006 by: Phil
Damn, I love anything involving dead hookers
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