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Barack Obama
Berlin (CelebJihad.com) -- More than 200,000 descendants of the Third Reich lined the streets of Berlin yesterday hoping to catch a glimpse of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. The awe-struck crowd, desperately trying to alleviate its collective guilt by listening to a black man speak, seemed completely enthralled by the highly charismatic leader.
"Here I stand, the son of a Kenyan goat herder, before you, the sons and daughters of those who perpetuated one of the worst acts of genocide in the history of mankind," Obama said to the mesmerized crowd.
"And I bring to you a simple, easily chant-able, slogan; yes we can!"
Upon hearing the slogan, the transfixed crowd immediately began repeating it unison until Obama signaled for quiet with his outstretched right hand.
In his 30-minute address, Obama did not overtly criticize President George W. Bush or his presumptive Republican opponent, Senator John McCain, but he did offer a gentle dose of criticism of his own nation.
"I know my country has not perfected itself," said Obama, who apparently forgot that he was addressing Germans, the people responsible for World War I (20 Million dead), World War II (72 Million dead), and the band Rammstein.
"We've made our share of mistakes, and there are times when our actions around the world have not lived up to our best intentions," added Obama, who somehow managed to keep a straight face while pandering to the Jew-hating Kraut bastards.
Despite jams at the entrances and poor reception at the back of the crowd, most of the fascist offspring appeared to be highly impressed with Obama.
"He's cosmopolitan, not only American," said Bruna Hoffman, a student of international relations from Berlin whose grandfather served in the Waffen S.S. and personally shot 53 men, women and children while occupying Distomo, Greece, in June of 1944. "He's a world citizen."
After the speech, as night fell on the capital, the crowd, armed with lit torches supplied by Obama's field staff, goose stepped with clocklike precision to Obama's hotel. Once in place, the crowd used their torches to spelled out "ja, wir können" as a stone-faced Obama looked on from his balcony.
Manfred Straus, 65, who drove all the way from Austria to attend the rally, said the event brought back memories of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.'s quieter visit to East Berlin in 1964, when he was a student.
"I thought, here is someone coming from the same place," he said.
Added Straus, "Well, I'd better get going since I keep my daughter hidden in a secret dungeon beneath my garage, and I want to get back in time to rape her before my wife gets home from work."
Pic caption: "Property values are going down everywhere."
I still say Sambo beats Casper in november, around 52-48. Let me know what your bet is.
"Get that camera off those idiots in the crowd and put it on the world champion! People say Ric, what time is it? I show them my watch and they say "I still don't know because all those diamonds are blinding me! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
The article was good. Very good. It was a little like Charlie saying "Let them eat cake."
Oh and one more thing. If I hear one more liberal panty-waisted, wine drinking, effeminate bastard go to Europe and declare himself a "citizen of the world" I am going to submit that we take him up on that statement and send his fucking passport to Ban Ki-moon at the UN and let him start working for UNESCO instead of taking up my tax dollars with his fucking outreach programs.
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Posted: 7/25/2008 11:01:38 AM
My sentiments exactly. This was nice work, and unlike Christine, I'm not just saying that. I wonder if Mr. Matthews submitted this piece to TPP on accident.
Too little, too late?
Caption: Champion of change and soon to be Antichrist, Senator Barack Obama (D-IL), has grown to well over two hundred feet tall, proving his supernatural evil powers, easily dwarfing the capitol building and mortal opponent Senator John McCain (R-AZ).
Then run for president of the world or something jig! We need a fucking american citizen to be the american president! Go fuck yourself you pandering piece of shit.
Also, uh, since you're going to win, please reconsider your views on the estate tax. That's really a killer. Will make it worth your while boy, I mean Barack.
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