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Don't mess with the Dawgs!
In a recent poll held on secfanatics.com regarding the escalating military conflict between Russian and Georgia, a surprising 98% of voters stated that they think Georgia will come out on top despite Russia's overwhelming military superiority.
Showing a deep misunderstanding of the underlying social and political causes of the conflict, SEC fans nevertheless posted their opinions as strongly and illogically as ever, as shown below:
Them Commys aint got no chance agenst hour boys' -- GO DAWGS!!! -Tallywhacker
The SEC is taking over the world!
it going to be just like rocky 4 but this time that black guy wont die in the beginning -sally69
NO WAY WE LOSE TO THE USSR!!! NOT ONLY GEORGIA, BUT LSU AND ALABAMA AND TENESSEE AND FLORIDA WOULD ALL BEAT THEM TOO. YEAH!!! AND THE BLOWJANS OF USC WOULD LOSE BAD!!! -BILLYBOY88
What conference is Russia in? Probably the Big East I bet. -BoDogger
As tensions continue to heat up in the region, SEC fans are almost certain to remain completely unaware of the potentially devastating effects of an all out war in the region due to the fact that college football season is less than a month away. However, should the conflict expand and require US intervention, they will be thrilled to learn that due to political allegiances, their sons and daughters will be sent to war fighting alongside the under-matched Georgians.
National Champions again this year, have to say. Georgia or Florida will win it, Stafford is from Highland Park (the prestige neighborhood in Dallas), so you can imagine how much I hear about him.
OU will finish in the top 5 again (yawn, though only for a program as great as OU) . I hope June Jones gets SMU going. Lets Pony Up!
Meeting with grey hairs last night, of course they have Olympics on in the background. Next thing I know I'm debating Michael Jordan vs. Lance Armstrong? Jesus, and I thought the Kelly thing was a joke.
Yes, ok, he overcame cancer. So did my aunt. I know he's in shape and tough, ok. Great story, etc. zzzzzz
I feel someone could teach Jordan to have great endurance riding a fucking bike, I doubt someone could teach Lance to dunk/run fast/get a shot off against any NBA player. Cheese and rice guys, go clean the fucking coffee pot.
Pretty soon you'll be able to program your home kitchen microwave from the office, exciting.
BillyBoy88 still calls it the USSR, how cute.
Balls, I like it, it is a twist on the catch-them-off-guard bit (see Washington crossing the Delaware or the Tet offensive) more like maybe-nobody-will-notice.