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Don't mess with the Dawgs!
In a recent poll held on secfanatics.com regarding the escalating military conflict between Russian and Georgia, a surprising 98% of voters stated that they think Georgia will come out on top despite Russia's overwhelming military superiority.

Showing a deep misunderstanding of the underlying social and political causes of the conflict, SEC fans nevertheless posted their opinions as strongly and illogically as ever, as shown below:

Them Commys aint got no chance agenst hour boys' -- GO DAWGS!!!
-Tallywhacker

The SEC is taking over the world!
it going to be just like rocky 4 but this time that black guy wont die in the beginning
-sally69

NO WAY WE LOSE TO THE USSR!!! NOT ONLY GEORGIA, BUT LSU AND ALABAMA AND TENESSEE AND FLORIDA WOULD ALL BEAT THEM TOO. YEAH!!! AND THE BLOWJANS OF USC WOULD LOSE BAD!!!
-BILLYBOY88

What conference is Russia in? Probably the Big East I bet.
-BoDogger

As tensions continue to heat up in the region, SEC fans are almost certain to remain completely unaware of the potentially devastating effects of an all out war in the region due to the fact that college football season is less than a month away. However, should the conflict expand and require US intervention, they will be thrilled to learn that due to political allegiances, their sons and daughters will be sent to war fighting alongside the under-matched Georgians.
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Mr. Fister ? () Post #: 1
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Posted: 8/13/2008 10:34:09 AM
Next.
Shazaam Too close to home () Post #: 2
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Posted: 8/13/2008 10:43:57 AM
for Mr. Fister (Alabama), but as a Mid-Atlantic Region SEC fan, I enjoyed it.

Hello Frank,

In honor of your return, I will try to post this pic as one of the reasons for my Biel vote.


Shazaam I did it! () Post #: 3
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Posted: 8/13/2008 10:45:48 AM
I lost my picture-posting virginity...in front of several semi-e-strangers. Thanks Toque, Frank and SS for beating that into my head.
vertigo Oh man () Post #: 4
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Posted: 8/13/2008 10:49:34 AM
SEC fans are over the top. Man you crushed that. That one part with the words misspelled was my favorite.

Hey, at least you kept this piece of shit brief.

They think its Georgia University! What idiots!
Balls Nice work () Post #: 5
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Posted: 8/13/2008 10:50:27 AM
I liked it. You have to hand it to the Russians to invade on the first day of the Olympics.

Patrick, I'm pretty sure she's jail bait in that pic.
Shazaam vert () Post #: 6
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Posted: 8/13/2008 11:07:05 AM
It's something new and, as you pointed out, it's a quick-hitter. I'll take it under the circumstances.

balls,
I'm not so sure about that. That was from an awwwful movie, where the viewers are supposed to believe that Freddie Prinze is a pro athlete.
vertigo SEC () Post #: 7
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Posted: 8/13/2008 11:07:34 AM
National Champions again this year, have to say. Georgia or Florida will win it, Stafford is from Highland Park (the prestige neighborhood in Dallas), so you can imagine how much I hear about him.

OU will finish in the top 5 again (yawn, though only for a program as great as OU) . I hope June Jones gets SMU going. Lets Pony Up!

Meeting with grey hairs last night, of course they have Olympics on in the background. Next thing I know I'm debating Michael Jordan vs. Lance Armstrong? Jesus, and I thought the Kelly thing was a joke.

Yes, ok, he overcame cancer. So did my aunt. I know he's in shape and tough, ok. Great story, etc. zzzzzz

I feel someone could teach Jordan to have great endurance riding a fucking bike, I doubt someone could teach Lance to dunk/run fast/get a shot off against any NBA player. Cheese and rice guys, go clean the fucking coffee pot.

Armstrong does fuck hotter pussy though.

Mr. Hyde on the St. Paul Side PM () Post #: 8
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Posted: 8/13/2008 11:09:49 AM
Pretty soon you'll be able to program your home kitchen microwave from the office, exciting.

BillyBoy88 still calls it the USSR, how cute.

Balls, I like it, it is a twist on the catch-them-off-guard bit (see Washington crossing the Delaware or the Tet offensive) more like maybe-nobody-will-notice.
Antivert Armstrong is White.... () Post #: 9
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Posted: 8/13/2008 11:12:41 AM
and white women are hotter.....glad we cleared that up.

Michael Phelps is a stud. Dude is geeky-lloking as hell, but he pulls MUCH ass here in Ann Arbor.

Bet you can't teach Jordan to swim. (keep this on the down low, but blackies can't swim too good).
brikz I like it () Post #: 10
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Posted: 8/13/2008 11:18:16 AM
"it going to be just like rocky 4 but this time that black guy wont die in the beginning"

I don't know why, but I'm a sucker for a good rocky 4 joke. Also, I pick Biel.
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