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Sandusky, OH
Posted: 10/2/2007
Lookin' good, Scott.
Dear NFL Fans,
The NFL season has barely gotten underway, yet all voting has been halted for the NFL's Most Awesome-Looking Player Award. Experts and fans have agreed that the race would be too one-sided and that any further running of the contest would only insult humanity and needlessly spread violence throughout America. The unanimous champion of looking awesome this year in the National Football League is Scott Player, a veteran punter who signed with the Cleveland Browns only two weeks...
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Posts: 1945 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/2/2007 5:32:40 PM
She meant your ex-woman. Nevermind. Keep up with the drug thing, it's really working for you...
Christine - David Borenauz's dick. Guilding machine. AB - What do you buy a man who already has everything? BigNick - Hair Club For Men. Gold's Gym. Tom A - An avatar. Evil Frank - Microsoft. Dungeons & Dragons Inc. Wizards of the Coast. Balls - A clue. And Columbia. Toque - Jack Daniels and more weed than Cheech and Chong. Spartan - Alice and a lifetime supply of Viagra. Filth - Skin bleach. (You know you wanna be one of us.) Digger - $100,000,000.00 worth of scratch-off lotto tickets.
Calhoun: Joke book Bearnuts: Airline to fly him to shit locales he has to keep going to ugotdorkd: new gloves Joe Kickass: internet connection while abroad Antony: Belladonna catalog on directv adult channels, some adderall to keep him up for the entirety Brenda Della Casa: Janine's phone number Tman: Larger house for all new family members inherited
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/2/2007 5:48:18 PM
So sorry Tman. We all love you. Vert included you. You really should talk more about your likes and dislikes though. you're kinda of hidden. I know you like metal, working out, mexicans, bailing your son out of jail, and football, but that really doesn't tell me who you are inside. peel the onion tman, peel it.
(Deja Vu) You know what I would buy? An RV and a new wardrobe. then i would take off and come visit each and everyone of you across country. anyone who wanted to come with me is more than welcome. we would stop in every major city along the way and get fucked up. then i would go to europe for a year. then i would come home and have body sucked and tucked, then I would open up my own theatre and only employ my friends (with talent).
My bet for what you would buy first is a large, spiked canoe paddle to beat the fat ass of that lazy woman sitting in the front row, who clearly doesn't need the fucking wheelchair that gets her in the front row (and also to the front of the line at Disneyworld, FYI - thanks for coming with us, Granny!), and who not only had her freakin' mitt at the game but she even had it on and supposedly ready, yet she can't even reach her pudgy hand out there and make an effort at a home run ball from her home team in a one-game, do-or-don't, winner goes on and loser goes to church game to make the playoffs after a monumental come-back for the ages over the last three weeks of the season and so it doesn't necessarilly look like it's a home run (even though it clearly was on replay) to any of the two dozen fat-assed excuses for umpires whose names were drawn out of a fucking Bingo machine by the union reps to do this game.
Posts: 1945 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/2/2007 5:55:59 PM
Not really, I just wanted to type that.
Balls - I can't wait for the neurological damage to start happening to you from all that X you've taken and you start having problems typin.....oh wait........already happing. Just say no, Balls. Be like Nancy Reagan.
I'm starting to develop a theory that Balls and BigNick are the same person, for reasons that I don't need to explain.
TMAN - Guitar Hero XXVII, the presidency of N.O.R.M.L., respect.
Posts: 1084 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 10/2/2007 6:08:42 PM
That was the first game I watched all season and I had the same though. If fatty would have just reached her big ass hamhock out and caught the ball that came directly at her that game would have ended at a reasonable hour.
My Lottery Purchases:
Condo in Keystone Bronco's Season Tickets 90th Anniversary Custom JPM Ibanez A first class ticket out of this fucking cubicle.
That was pretty decent Chrissie, buying the deal or no deal girls, not a bad idea.
Question: If you buy a pro sports franchise do the cheerleaders have to blow you? I'm thinking yes. I mean who's anybody gonna believe, me or some part time stripper?
Tom A - originality is obviously your strength.
Game -
Chrissie - the phat phree and it's staff, so she could order them to entertain and "satisfy" her
Spart - a staff of assistants in order to create an even larger more annoying crew, constantly plusing itself, so that eventually he will represent #1-#50. Then a noose.
BN- Hair club for men - he's not just the owner...
Me - the new perry 57' Cat http://www.perrycatamarans.com.au/Modules/PhotoGallery/ViewImage.aspx?id=36
Filth/Digger - big diamond earrings, rims, rolexes for him and his homies, big TVs, hookers and blow
Balls - just the hookers and blow
DC - night vision goggles/ binocs, hundreds of small cameras and microphones, an unmarked cargo van full of A/V equipment.
If Patrick Swayze and Saturday Boy from "Bumfights" had a baby. Then you took that baby and fed him nothing but Manwich and Strohs until he was 34 and dressed him in a Browns jersey that somebody left in the lost and found bin at the YMCA.
Posts: 1256 Rank: 7 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
TPP Island, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 9:25:20 AM
did his best for you Filth...It didn't look very intimidating though, so, I stepped up to the plate. I didn't go with Danny's double bicept because 1 of mine was bigger than 2 of his (combined of course) enjoy.
You fuckers didn't like the backwords hat, you'll love the beany.
So I just now got to read yesterday's article/comments. When do we get an article not based on sports by the way? I know all you manly men eat this shit up but my attention span does not allow me to sit through an entire anything game and especially not remember players' names.
Christine, horses from Legends are nice but what I would prefer would be Brad pre-Angelina. That woman is a succubus whore in desparate need of a double cheeseburger. Oh yeah, and a total fake. But seriously, if I won, I'd buy you a deaf/non-speaking Cuteboy and a more expensive bottle of beer for your next pic.
