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10/23/2005
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Sandusky, OH
Posted: 10/2/2007
Lookin' good, Scott.
Dear NFL Fans,
The NFL season has barely gotten underway, yet all voting has been halted for the NFL's Most Awesome-Looking Player Award. Experts and fans have agreed that the race would be too one-sided and that any further running of the contest would only insult humanity and needlessly spread violence throughout America. The unanimous champion of looking awesome this year in the National Football League is Scott Player, a veteran punter who signed with the Cleveland Browns only two weeks...
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Posts: 779 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/3/2007 9:56:52 AM
When Deuce has sex I think the term we should use is 'pitying her fool'.
The Chinese lady that works in the cafeteria said I "rook rika Buddha." I don't quite know how to take this. But she did give me extra pot roast yesterday so it's a push.
If Tom A did have a show, "So You Think You've Got a Nice Rack?" I would totally watch that.
I get all my news from Telemundo and the only Spanish I know are the curse words and what is on the menu at Azteca. The weather girl is hot.
I'm going to court dressed like a Blues Brother. And if I do go to jail, before they search me I'm gonna put 2 dimes and a nickel in my underwear. When they ask, "What is this?" I'll tell them, "Oh, I swallowed a quarter."
There is a new Australian nurse here. In your head say 'vagina' with a Crocodile Dundee accent. If you don't laugh - you're dead inside. Vajoina.
Posts: 714 Rank: 18 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/3/2007 9:57:07 AM
That is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Somehow you look like Zach de la Rocha. This is up there with Rosario Dawson fucking the shit out of Brad Pitt in Alexander.
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/3/2007 10:00:35 AM
Will never know what I just experienced when I opened Danny's profile. I can't even describe it in words. I have such a shitty life and have never accomplished any of my goals, I also haven't had sex in close to 4 months. But I could die right now and be the happiest person in the world.
Let's give it up for Danny ladies and gentleman. he truly went above and beyond the call of duty. Thank you Danny. You have made my day. and I totally don't think your arms are scrawny at all. igick has backne, forget him.
Posts: 581 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 10:09:42 AM
Where's my fucking pirate picture? You better not puss out and wait til Holloween. I want people to think you're bat shit crazy (if there are any people left in Seattle that don't).
Posts: 1517 Rank: 6 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 10:16:32 AM
Please don't become a fag hag. An almost 30-year-old woman who hates her job and is having trouble in the penis department becoming a fag hag is the George Costanza wearing sweatpants stage of your career i.e. you're telling the world you've given up.
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/3/2007 10:21:45 AM
I don't want to be danny's fag hag. I want to be straight version danny's best friend. He is way to skinny for me and I'm sure he isn't interested in my fat ass so we would have the best time roaming the streets and doing ridiculous things. Its a match made in heaven.
I already have 2 gay guys that would murder me if I abandoned them.
Toque- why are you up? do you really have court? good luck. let me know how it goes right away. I will do my version of praying, which involves me eating this peanut butter cookie. mmm. you'll be fine.
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/3/2007 10:32:32 AM
Filth, ok I will. And if I win, you have to take of picture of yourself in a record store next to John Mayer Cd.
Also, I have no muscles so that should be really funny. Actually my ass, despite it size, is all muscle...covering fat. so maybe I'll just flex my ass and take pictures of it.
also, can the rest of you just give me my picture bets now? I have a throw away camera from the wedding with like 27 exposures and the motor boat pic in on it and I can't develop it until I get the rest.
Posts: 779 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/3/2007 10:37:53 AM
I promise I will pay up. The only reason I haven’t is cause I don’t have anything around the house that would even qualify as ‘pirate wear’. I drove by Value Village on Saturday but the parking lot was packed so I said fuck it.
However, since I’m so fucking late in ‘paying’ you I’m gonna combine my last 2 bets. You will have a picture of me in pirate dress, holding a sign that says, “Ninjas killed my family – need $$$ for Kung-Fu lessons.” I think this is more than fair.
Also DC still owes me a devil horns in a church pic.
Shit Sandwich – you got any ideas for this week’s bet? No photoshop though, only real pictures.
DLamp fucking brought it with his bet – but what the fuck is that pink thing on your wrist. Also the fact that you have yellow walls amuses me somehow. If you convinced your girlfriend to take the pictures please explain how you did that.
Christine - would you believe that I'm still drunk? Also I have to do an alcohol assessment before I go to court. Ha.
If anyone has seen ‘The Fox’ from The Man Show – yeah, I can drink a beer as fast as you can pour it on the ground. Think I’m gonna leave that part out.
