The Phat Phree is a proud member of the Crave Online advertising network
Sections: comics polls
THE PHAT PHREE MESSAGE BOARD
Featured Articles > Columns Page 10 of 10
Juan Turlington Scott Player is Super Awesome-Looking Original Post
View Profile Posts: 2
Rank: 189
Member Since:  10/23/2005
Location:  Sandusky, OH
Posted: 10/2/2007

Lookin' good, Scott.
Dear NFL Fans,

The NFL season has barely gotten underway, yet all voting has been halted for the NFL's Most Awesome-Looking Player Award. Experts and fans have agreed that the race would be too one-sided and that any further running of the contest would only insult humanity and needlessly spread violence throughout America. The unanimous champion of looking awesome this year in the National Football League is Scott Player, a veteran punter who signed with the Cleveland Browns only two weeks... Read Full Story
  Sort Comments:       Filter By Rating: 
Username must be between 5-25 characters.

Password must be between 5-20 characters.
forgot your password?
Why should I sign up?
  • Post and rate comments, participate in discussions and enter contests.
  • Keep a list of your favorite writers and articles.
  • Earn points you can redeem at Shitley's for shirts, books and more.
  • Jesus would sign up.

    Click here to sign up!
    		•
    The Filth Spartan () Post #: 226
    View Profile Posts: 714
    Rank: 18
    Joined:  6/20/2007
    Location:  Norristown, PA
    Posted: 10/3/2007 12:34:24 PM
    If Christine has sex with me and there's flour involved she will never shake the fat girl tag as long as she lives.

    Also, she's afraid for Queen Alice. Won't someone PLEASE think of Queen Alice!
    aghababa Francis () Post #: 227
    View Profile Posts: 107
    Rank: 46
    Joined:  8/29/2007
    Location:  Boston, MA
    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:00:21 PM
    No, no. The thinktank would be an independent venture. You know, a way for us member folks to make a positive impa... I mean, money.
    < Previous Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 


    Visit these friends of
    The Phamily for more laughs...

    Oscar Shitley’s

    Modest Proposal

    The Phat Phree on MySpace

    Gorilla Mask

    Tucker Max

    Maddox

    College Humor

    Fark

    Crave Online

    Modern Drunkard

    WWTDD?
    Phamily Business Sites: The Phat Phree | Oscar Shitley's | Look At My Striped Shirt | Phamily Business Entertainment
    Wanna Get Involved? Advertise With Us Found a Bug? Contact Us SwearTracker 3000
    Become a Member
    Apply to be a Writer
    Link to Us     		The Phat Phree is a proud member of the Crave Online Advertising network.
    For information, click here.     		Report a Bug
    Report Copyright Violation     		Contact the Editoral Staff
    Contact Phamily Business     		The Phat Phree is now proudly serving 624 instances of the term: Turd.