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Posted: 10/2/2007
Lookin' good, Scott.
Dear NFL Fans,
The NFL season has barely gotten underway, yet all voting has been halted for the NFL's Most Awesome-Looking Player Award. Experts and fans have agreed that the race would be too one-sided and that any further running of the contest would only insult humanity and needlessly spread violence throughout America. The unanimous champion of looking awesome this year in the National Football League is Scott Player, a veteran punter who signed with the Cleveland Browns only two weeks...
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Also Shartan, don't you wear your wedding ring? What does this fag look like if not only is he hitting on a guy of your looks but one that is also apparently married?
Another super awesome-looking athlete: Anna Kournikova
"She's a very kinky girl, the kind you don't bring home to mother!"
Way to be the first one to the WCC joke, I thought it while reading... beat to the punch.
It must be rough being a punter, c'mon. It's not like the kicker, where he gets to win a game, and all the real players pick him up and carry him around. A punter is generally an annoyance to be mocked and loathed. This guy's probably so close to going postal that he has pictures of eric and Dylan taped up in his locker. I'm actually concerned that this article might push him over the edge and lead us to a "last boyscout" type moment during the next Browns game. Which by the increases their chance of winning by a great margin.
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/2/2007 12:11:24 PM
Maybe he feels bad and thinks your wedding ring is fake and that you're really lonely and he figures, why not take a dick in every now and then, its better than being a lone. I think you should try it. I mean, your wife isn't gonna stay forever and the damage is already done. it might be good to have a plan B.
on Sunday deuce, He put up some good numbers. The INT in the endzone could have happened to Brady or Manning. Willie couldn't get going. Our best possession receiver was out, and Washington and Wilson dropped a few and ran the wrong pattern a few times each. Also, Arizona was smart enough to watch the tape and put wilson on Miller regularly; thereby taking away our other great option. Left only with Holmes, we winged it a bit and had some success there.
In short, no he didn't come up with a win, when everything else fell apart. But your comment reeks of someone who fears the power of the 'burgh.
Posts: 1256 Rank: 7 Joined:
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Location:
TPP Island, NY
Posted: 10/2/2007 1:10:58 PM
this board is godddamn boring the shit out of me, you should all go fuck a dead dog behind a chinees resturante and think about how much funnier you could all be.
Posts: 1945 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/2/2007 1:24:44 PM
Shut the fuck up and spell comething wrong so that we can all laugh at you. You are so fucking gay that I bet you have kidney AIDS and your pee is pink. Froot Loop.
Maybe you should put the kid down, zip up your slacks (yes, I bet you wear slacks) and maybe contribute to the debauchery that is taking place here, you ass hassler!
p.s. Do you have ONE picture of you without that lame backwards hat look? I bet you are balding.
around the way yesterday evening, to drink after work. Everytime I saw one of my homies I said something like "Sup Lampson" or "Sup Big Lampdog" or "You Lampin like a muahfucka".
Now the whole hood is using some form of "Lampson" in thier conversation. I was laughing inside all evening yesterday. I gotta tell somebody the joke. I can't keep it to myself long.
Posts: 857 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/2/2007 1:46:38 PM
The blacks be lovin' me!
Filth, I will do it tonight. I teach a class on Monday nights, plus I wanted to wait until my defeat was official (in our league, Carson could have put up 60 points, just not against the Patriots) so I couldn't do it last night. This picture should be fun to explain to my girlfriend...
Digger, I'm honored more than you could ever know.
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
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Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/2/2007 1:51:55 PM
When I come back from lunch and have to log back into my tpp account. Because I know that evil frank has been messing around. this one isn't so bad. I should buy more green, I don't look half bad. although, that isn't my monstrous body so perhaps not.
also, I will be spreading the lampson love around philly too. "oh my god, those shoes look straight out of the Lampson catalog, what did you get a raise?" "i'm feeling lamped up tonight, let's go out".
Posts: 240 Rank: 29 Joined:
5/31/2007
Location:
Gilbert, AZ
Posted: 10/2/2007 1:55:11 PM
I find it hard to believe that a group of young, African American urbanites would readily submit to such blatant group-think that they'd adopt terminology immediately upon hearing it once and without any idea of what it means.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go practice my Soldier Boy dance, go rim shopping, spend half my crappy paycheck on a bottle of Cristal, and review the videos on the latest $2 Bill.
"Honey dripper - sucker sipper - big dipper - sucker dipper Drippin suckers like its goin out-a-style Creatin flavors for da Flavor Flav pile Lampin booyee madina style"
Posts: 374 Rank: 19 Joined:
8/5/2007
Location:
La Crosse, WI
Posted: 10/2/2007 2:02:47 PM
I can't tell if that's his face or his Ass?
Just kidding, You got more hair than I have on my head, but not my ass.
Chrisitne - Is that acceptable? There is also the Snog Shit that states I (Heart) (Lamp). I can do that one up for you..
"Don't you step out of line. Don't you fuckin lie. You've claimed all this time that you would die for me. Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?"
Posts: 1256 Rank: 7 Joined:
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Location:
TPP Island, NY
Posted: 10/2/2007 2:09:39 PM
Spartan8* - too much to work with, moving on DC - you're purple EF - You live in WI so i won't even bother with you, nobody expects too much from WI (yeah i abbreviated 'cause i'd probably spell it wrong)
