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Posted: 10/2/2007
Lookin' good, Scott.
Dear NFL Fans,
The NFL season has barely gotten underway, yet all voting has been halted for the NFL's Most Awesome-Looking Player Award. Experts and fans have agreed that the race would be too one-sided and that any further running of the contest would only insult humanity and needlessly spread violence throughout America. The unanimous champion of looking awesome this year in the National Football League is Scott Player, a veteran punter who signed with the Cleveland Browns only two weeks...
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And you're right deuce, the higher pay is a competitor. And the gfis already complaining about the travel...though she loves to use my miles and points.
Posts: 1256 Rank: 7 Joined:
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Location:
TPP Island, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 11:29:14 AM
you fucking cocksucker i'm still here, you better pick out a costume for me or Sara's next! How long you think she'll be able to breath with one of my arms wrapped around her neck and my dick balls deep in her ass?
Chrisy- "I even brought fake coke that I randomly snorted all night " what is the fun in "fake coke" usually Fake coke pisses people off and other people get beat or shot over it.
Posts: 1945 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/3/2007 11:32:08 AM
I was just staring at your pic of you at the beach while I rubbed my engorged penis under my keyboard tray when it occurred to me that you are not only wearing jewelry at the beach, but who ever cuts your hair reallllly likes the chunky cut. Sooooo 2004. And is that a wedding ring on your finger in the pic of you and your MILF?
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/3/2007 11:34:17 AM
She is fucking with your pretty little head. she's probably not even real. maybe she isn't spartan, but I definitely don't think there is a 19 year old half model half student who logs onto a poop/titty/men's website every now and then. I just don't want to see you get hurt. She's a heartbreaker DC, real or not. You need to cut her off.
Posts: 1945 Rank: 5 Joined:
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Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/3/2007 11:44:34 AM
Sorry, the truth is rarely pretty.
dorked - Promise for what? Your man told you that if you keep blowing him, he'll make an honest woman out of you? Don't do it. Your body needs to be shared with the world. Please make a sex tape.
Bearnuts - I'll say this one more time. MOUNTAIN VIEW!!!
Christine - Is your ass big, yet smooth? Or does it look like the surface of the moon?
Posts: 1945 Rank: 5 Joined:
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Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/3/2007 11:48:32 AM
Look, I understand that since you are black that you are a little less...how should I say this.....smarter than a superior race like mine. It's not your fault. Plus, being addicted to malt liqour and lotto tickets doesn't help either. So I will excuse you for getting Vertigo and I mixed up. Tom.
Posts: 1517 Rank: 6 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 11:49:38 AM
Christine - the dead drunk lady from the Phoenix airport. You guys heard about this right?
Bearnuts - I would think more money and more traveling would be plusses in my book. But, I like money and seeing new places, so maybe I'm just a weirdo. I wouldn't think you'd get to enjoy the view from your new office since you'll probably be spending most of you time staring at a computer screen/slamming your head against your desk.
True, sorry about that, I don't want any trouble. Although Sarah is free game now, enjoy. Few more:
BigNick: Rocky Balboa from Rocky II dc: Travis Bickle Christine and CuteBoy: Two guys from The Cure Evil Frank and date: Steve Jobs and iphone Joe Kickass: Ric Flair Bearnuts and date: Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson ugotdorkd: Audrina from The Hills JDL: Clay Matthews Tom A: Groucho Marx Mako: Carrot Top T-bone and date: Hank and Peggy Hill Kiele: Kim Jong Il
Posts: 107 Rank: 46 Joined:
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Boston, MA
Posted: 10/3/2007 11:50:21 AM
with you Christine. I don't think it's possible for someone to sound so stupid without it being intentional.
All this advice for Bearnuts gives me an idea. What if there were a site where people can explain all their woes and the ol' TPP faithful can post their thoughts on it. Charge a fee and actually put all your wasted brainpower to use. Call it tppthinktank.com. I think I'm onto something. EvilFrancis, get on this, quick.
Posts: 1032 Rank: 11 Joined:
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two up two down, VA
Posted: 10/3/2007 11:54:32 AM
my bad... forgot about the game.
I haven't thought about this years.. last year, me and some dudes (about 15 of us) were secret service agents (protecting the president) vs. the terrorists. we went barhopping and would stick the pres in a cab & we'd jog beside it.
suits, sunglasses, cellphone earpieces (with the cord not connected to anything) & toy guns.
punches, tackles, full speed layout's across an occupied table (complete with patrons, empty & full beverages, etc.) just to save the president- were all real.
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
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Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/3/2007 11:58:22 AM
I think you are too. I wouldn't care if I only made 5 bucks a week. our advice is awesome and people would be lucky to hear our thoughts.
Balls- no one in my neighborhood watches the news. it would have to bigger and better than that, but I like where your head is....i'd like it more somewhere else..
Oh my god. where the fuck did that come from? I'm going to lunch. I need to clear my....nevermind.
Posts: 374 Rank: 19 Joined:
8/5/2007
Location:
La Crosse, WI
Posted: 10/3/2007 12:03:48 PM
Home Row - talk to Chuck about that, he's the one who runs the site, not me. If I did, I'd make Spart no 1 just to piss of everyone. And I'd make you get + 20 for each tit you posted.
Vert - My wife won't let me go out anymore. Man I hate that guy, Jobs, not Vert, maybe.
I am seriouly behind here, I might have to fake my own death, again, just so I can collect some money and get a new job as someone else.
if bearnuts and his date can pull of that halloween idea, I suggest that he takes the job sending him to hong kong regularly, and I'm moving to Denver.
Also, halloween is NOT dress like a celeb day, and I'm disturbed by your distortion of a great holiday. Halloween is about making gruesome shit, and every girl, even good girls dressing like total whores. So for every "and date" just say 30 square inches of material, however you want to use it. And dude's should not dress up as "celebreties", ever.
Posts: 1945 Rank: 5 Joined:
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Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/3/2007 12:07:07 PM
If I was a woman, I'd do you.
Christine - Please hook up with Filth. He can take care of all this fucked up sexual frustration you are dealing with. Just go out drinking with him, take him home, dump a pound of flour on him and pretend he is DLamp with a thyroid problem.
Posts: 1032 Rank: 11 Joined:
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two up two down, VA
Posted: 10/3/2007 12:18:26 PM
the wife was proud of that one. the next day when i got home from the doctor, in a little flex cast thing - wow. i wish i could describe the look of dissapointment she flashed.
"you're 27, and a father, maybe you should act like it"
"it was for our country"
"i hate you" *walks out of room*
we never made it to the half hour mark at any bar because once "the terrorists" showed up to each bar, we only lasted about 5 minutes before we were thrown out.
