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Tom Oatmeal

Writer Rnk.: 30	Avg. Rating: 3.96	Total Pieces: 18
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Member Since: 10/16/2006

This idiot horse bit off Tom's hand when he was trying to feed it a pinecone. That's about it.

Recent Articles By Tom Oatmeal

	I Deserve a Better Life Posted: 7/28/08
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	My 'Tell It Like It Is' Speech Posted: 4/18/08
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	Mediocre Guy Seeking Doomed Re Posted: 3/6/08
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	My Big Important Cover Letter Posted: 2/12/08
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	Black Guy Needed for Cliche Ad Posted: 11/12/07
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	My Favorite Restaurant Posted: 10/22/07
	Rating: 3.45 Viewed: 23560 Emailed: 1 Comments: 368

	Entertainment Investment Opportunities! Posted: 6/4/07
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	Let's Go On A Date! Posted: 5/11/07
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	Investor Needed for my New Film! Posted: 4/17/07
	Rating: 3.63 Viewed: 6050 Emailed: 3 Comments: 37

	Publisher Needed For Some Books I Wrote Posted: 3/5/07
	Rating: 3.57 Viewed: 5624 Emailed: 2 Comments: 37

	Notes From My Junior Detective Agency Posted: 1/19/07
	Rating: 3.67 Viewed: 7290 Emailed: 4 Comments: 46

	Lego Men: The Superior Race Posted: 11/29/06
	Rating: 3.94 Viewed: 6121 Emailed: 17 Comments: 31

	A Guide to Stupid Warriors Posted: 11/27/06
	Rating: 3.32 Viewed: 3158 Emailed: 1 Comments: 13

	Infamous Bad Coaching Decisions Posted: 11/20/06
	Rating: 4.31 Viewed: 13147 Emailed: 36 Comments: 28

	I Love Corporate Restaurants! Posted: 11/15/06
	Rating: 3.31 Viewed: 3599 Emailed: 13 Comments: 40

	Camp Crystal Lake - October Newsletter Posted: 10/31/06
	Rating: 3.97 Viewed: 8593 Emailed: 3 Comments: 134

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