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1)	From The Far Back of the Magazine Rack by: Jim Tews Posted: 4/16/07 Search Rank: n/a
	Rating: 4.13 Viewed: 5,662 Emailed: 3 Comments: 31
	...There's more than just porno hidden in the far reaches of the magazine rack, their's a whole world of niche-market magazines that you never knew existed. Here's a few of them:Party Guitarist - A magazine dedicated to guitarists who only play at parties for female attention. Features all the latest c......

2)	Dear Cigarettes by: Jim Tews Posted: 4/3/07 Search Rank: n/a
	Rating: 3.43 Viewed: 8,872 Emailed: 30 Comments: 195
	...Dear Cigarettes,Hey, how've you been? I know we haven't talked in a while, but I was just thinking about you the other day. Everywhere I go people are talking about you. It seems like nobody wants you around. I really miss you, and I've been thinking a lot about the time we spent together. Remember......

3)	Community College Shooter Procrastinates by: Jim Tews Posted: 8/20/07 Search Rank: n/a
	Rating: 2.67 Viewed: 6,283 Emailed: 0 Comments: 116
	...SKIPPACK, WA - A community college student planned a school shooting, but apparently lacked the motivation to follow through. Carl Wesley Edwards was taken into custody Wednesday morning after his stepfather reported him to local police. The man became suspicious of his stepson when he was searching......

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