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1) Seriously, Get This Sweater Off of Me.
by: Justin Wood Posted: 11/28/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.40 Viewed: 148,312 Emailed: 3,551 Comments: 128
...I mean it, I feel ridiculous. Get it off. Lady, just because your boyfriend doesn’t want to settle down, doesn’t mean you should pretend that I’m a real baby in hopes that he’ll play along in your twisted game of “house”. I promise you’re scaring him off, and it makes you look insane. Think about i......
2) No. Not ever.
by: Justin Wood Posted: 1/13/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 4.05 Viewed: 9,840 Emailed: 91 Comments: 47
...I’m really tired of grown ass adults talking about how they love to read the Harry Potter series. Seriously, the books are meant for kids. I don’t care that you think adults can enjoy them too, they’re not for you, just let it go. Inevitably these freaks corner you with the ever annoying Hogwarts......
3) Merry Christmas, You're All Fired.
by: Justin Wood Posted: 12/16/05 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.80 Viewed: 4,381 Emailed: 22 Comments: 7
...Merry Christmas, you’re all fired.I look around this room; do you know what I see? A room full of shitbag elf executives about to get the holly jolly axe. Which one of Santa’s little helpers is going to tell me what Chris Kringle International is trading at today? What’s that? Say it again. That’s ......
4) Jesus Accused of Embellishing Holy Bible
by: Justin Wood Posted: 1/27/06 Search Rank: n/a
Rating: 3.78 Viewed: 3,411 Emailed: 20 Comments: 10
...REUTERS- After their recent success in exposing countless fabrications in James Frey’s best-selling book, A Million Little Pieces, The Smoking Gun is setting its sights on a higher power: the Holy Bible.In a press release this week, TSG reported wild embellishment of several key story points in the ......

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